03/18/2025
Title: Look At This Stuff, Isn't It Neat? Wouldn't You Think My Collection's Complete?
Since last fall, I've started picking up stuff I find along my daily runs. I never looked around much as I was running, as I was either trying not to trip or looking out for cars ~ especially minivans driven by women (they don't stop for runners). But on a run last fall I found a lovely pair of gloves on the top of 5 mile hill and since then, I've started paying attention to wayward stuff on the ground and started picking it up. I have quite a collection so far, including:
a pair of fuzzy Columbia gloves, a whistle, a NYE party favor, a v**e, 2 expensive left-hand mittens that I wish had the matching pair, a gardening glove, a black thick glove with a Velcro wrist, a driving glove, a pair of black knit gloves with silver sparkles, one Carhart leather glove, a Harry Potter scarf, a wool glove that has cut-off fingers that you can cover up with a pullover Velcro mitten, adult sunglasses, kids sunglasses, a white fuzzy scarf, a black zip-front hoodie, a gray zip-front hoodie, a gray pull over sweatshirt, 2 pair of headphones, a charger, 7 mini bottles of booze, and a pink and green striped hat. I bet once all the snow melts on 5 mile hill I will find a ton of treasures. I almost feel guilty but then again, no one claims these and most of them are one-offs of gloves so I guess I am doing the universe a favor and picking 'em up. Yet I can't help but feel like the little mermaid, when she is looking at all of the treasures she has collected from the sea and sings;
Maybe he's right
Maybe there is something the matter with me
I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you'd think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
Three miles today without Puppy, up the back dune to the cemetery, past Mary A White school, through Duncan Woods and back up the dune to home. Overdressed because it was 56 degrees and no wind for a change. A lovely March. Lucky me.