06/05/2026
☀️ STOP! It’s Goose Time! 🕺🪩
Duck Duck is officially channeling his inner 90s lifeguard today, and honestly? The vibe is immaculate. Just look at that neon geometric belt bag, the matching backwards cap, and yes... that is a gold chain. He didn’t come to play, he came to slay the porch. 🕶️✨
He’s completely packed and ready for the kids' swimming lessons today. 🏊♂️💦 What's in the f***y pack, you ask? Oh, just the essentials:
✔️ 3 packs of Dunkaroos
✔️A bottle of SPF 100
✔️ A cassette tape of the Space Jam soundtrack
✔️ Pure, unadulterated moral support
If you see him on your way out, give him a honk! Good luck to all the little swimmers today—channel your inner Duck Duck and just keep paddling! 🦆🥇
Summer swim starts June 29th! It’s never too late to get water safe!
Mae Ann