06/22/2019
RISE OF THE REAPER
Since Russian bots seized control of this page we have gone dark. However our crack intelligence team was able to free ourselves from their clutches. A few thousand Bitcoin in ransomware certainly helped too.
Light Reaper Team Edges an Even Lighter Gut Check Team.
The Reapers, playing with a short bench, beat Gut Check 6-4. To be fair, GC didn't even have a bench - nope- just 5 guys that skated the entire game. We really should have buried them but Oh well, they don't has how, they ask how many - and we got 6!
John Copper led the way with 4 goals - Sean the beast, picked up one and Richie "i'm running a bit late" added one, but it was the miraculous return of Anthony Anaszewicz who picked up the Hat's Off Award. Anaszewicz, known for his ferocious forecheck, slipped back to D to make room for the reunification of Sean and Copper. Sean pulled off his own Game 7 Willis Reed moment, by limping into the locker room just minutes before the anthem and inspired the boys with his dominance, but then reinjured his previously undisclosed lower body injury and is likely back on the shelf again. Team pharmacist dispensed some meds immediately following. Sean has been placed on the DL, eta of 4-6 weeks. Management is looking at who has earned a call up to the big club. Be sure to follow us on twitter for all the late breaking Reaper news.