08/17/2026
🛼 FALL SKATING IS BACK. 🙌😂
School is starting. Sports are starting. The kids have approximately 47 activities and somehow still have enough energy to destroy your house.
We can help with that last part. 😏
🍂 REGULAR OPEN SKATE STARTS AUGUST 28!
FRIDAY
6–8 PM & 8–10 PM
Wear. Them. Out. 🙌
SATURDAY
1–3 PM • 3–5 PM • 5–7 PM • 7–9 PM
Four sessions. Pick one. Pick two. Heck, bring them back again. We don’t judge. 😂
SUNDAY
2–4 PM
Two glorious hours where someone else provides the entertainment. 🛼
✨ AND FOR THE PARENTS WITH LITTLE ONES…
👶 TODDLER TIME
Monday–Wednesday | 9–11 AM
$5/kiddo | Ages 1–6
Starts at the end of October!
Let them skate, scoot, wiggle and burn off some energy. Then go home and attempt the sacred ritual known as NAP TIME. 🙏😂
📚 HOMESCHOOL DAY
First Friday of every month | 12–2 PM
Starts September 4 | $5/skater
PE? ✅ Social time? ✅ Kids tired afterward? Hopefully. 😂
🪩 ADULT NIGHT
Last Saturday of every month | 9–11 PM
Starts in September!
That’s right, parents. A night where YOU get to skate. Just remember—you’re not 17 anymore, and your knees know it. 😂
🚨 CLOSED AUGUST 21–23
We’re moving our daughter to college. 😭❤️
So while your kids are driving you crazy at home that weekend, just know ours is making us haul furniture four hours away and then somehow leave without her.
Parenthood is weird. 😂
See you August 28! 🛼❤️
