09/18/2022
🔥‼️NEW SH*T‼️🔥
Any of y’all ever go on a date with someone you were real excited about? They were all attractive and s**t and you were like “Damn, I’ve made it to the relationship holy land.” The date went real well and y’all were about to call it a night. Seemed like both of you were trying to feel out what was gonna happen next. Y’all lean in at first for that PG at most PG-13 kiss to gauge if y’all were maybe gonna “continue the night ;)” and they did some fu***ng weirdo s**t? Like moan all gross into you mouth or come in like a bullet train and smash their teeth into yours. Maybe just chameleon style their tongue into your mouth? So y’all called it a night and went your separate ways and you thought to yourself on that long walk home
“I guess it’s back to tinder”? If you’ve read to this point you either know what I’m talking about so thanks for the validation and that. Or you’re there real puzzled about what this has to do with a shirt and honestly, you’re probably the one doing all the weird s**t so grow up. Here’s the deal, I could try to craft up a witty post and make this shirt all enticing and s**t but in the end we would just be moaning in your mouth, smash out teeth together or using too much tongue at the end of the s**tty kiss. Gainesville loves the gators and we love money. Madison needs a motorcycle. You guys love Madison right? If you really loved him you’d buy a shirt and support his biker fantasy. Also how about huh? Handsome devil.
PPS You guys ever think about how cool and talented is?
