Squawvalley Outdoors

04/09/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT — Clint has been released into the woods for Youth Turkey Weekend 🦃😂

I won’t be hanging around the shop this Saturday because we’ll be out letting the kids chase longbeards, make memories, and hopefully hear some thunder at daylight.

Squawvalley Outdoors will still be OPEN, so swing by and the crew will get you taken care of.

Now if you need me personally, text me and I’ll meet you at the shop just as soon as we either tag one… or get whipped by a smart old gobbler. 🤣

🔥 Also — I’ve got ONE semi-auto youth .410 left in stock. That’s the last one, and I’m betting it’ll be a while before I can get another one. If your youth hunter still needs the perfect turkey gun, don’t wait.

Good luck to all the youth hunters this weekend—hope the woods are loud, the birds are gobbling, and the memories last forever. This is what it’s all about. 💥🦃

02/02/2026

YOU ASKED FOR IT — LET’S RUN IT BACK!! 🔥🐺

We had an absolute blast last time, so we’re doing it again… with a little twist 😎

💥 $100 Entry Fee
🔫 3-Firearm Team Limit

🎯 Main Pot
• Lightest Dog WINS
• Payout places based on number of teams entered
• Last time we paid 1st, 2nd, & 3rd

🏆 Side Bet
• Heaviest Dog TAKES IT ALL 💪
• $35 Side Bet
• 100% payout to biggest dog

Same good times. Same competition.
Just mixing it up to give everyone a shot 💪🏻

Grab your crew, dust off the rifles, and let’s see who’s got the skill (and the scale) 🐾

💸 Entry Options
• Venmo your entry or stop by the shop
• ALL entries must be paid by 5:00 PM the day of the tournament

👉 Venmo:
https://venmo.com/u/Clint-Smith-136d

❤️ BONUS POINTS ALERT
Make sure you stop by McIntire’s Florist the weekend before and grab those Valentines— get those points built up 😏🌹

WHO’S IN?! 🔥🐺

01/13/2026

🚨🦌 DEER SEASON IS OVER… AND SO ARE YOUR “HUSBAND POINTS” 🦌🚨

As we mourn the close of another deer season this week, Squawvalley Outdoors has partnered with McIntire’s Florist once again to come to your rescue…

Because let’s be honest…
Your points with your significant other are probably at an all-time low. 😅

Now we’re transitioning from:
✅ Deer season
➡️ Thermal season
➡️ Shed hunting
➡️ Duck season
➡️ Trapping
➡️ “Just one more quick hunt” season

…and we all know how that goes.

🌹 THIS WEEK ONLY 🌹
McIntire’s will be selling a dozen roses for $59.99!!

Gentlemen… consider this your relationship reset button.
Get those points up now so you can say…

“Babe, I’ll be right back… just checking one spot.” 😏🎯🐺

📍 Available at McIntire’s Florist
💥 While supplies last

01/09/2026

12/13/2025

🔥 It’s about that time! 🔥
Only 20 days until thermal season kicks off!!

If you’re tired of using Hot Hands, the battery-and-tinfoil trick, or whatever other wizardry you’ve been using just to sight in your thermal… these are the ticket. 👀🎯

And don’t gasp at the price — if you’ve got $2,500 in a scope, what’s another $20? 🤣

11/27/2025

10/19/2025

I’ve caught more c***s than there are roadkills on Highway 54! 😎
These traps are locally built, field-tested, and a design above the rest — tough, reliable, and meaner than a raccoon in your feed barrel.

✅ Callaway County made
✅ Built by hand, not hype
✅ Engineered for results

If it’s got fur and thumbs, these traps can handle it.
Come grab yours before the c***s get another midnight buffet!

📍 Stop by Squawvalley Outdoors or message me — locally made, locally proven.

10/11/2025

Squawvalley Outdoors will be closed today for extremely important business…
The Missouri Tigers are playing Alabama.
We’ll reopen once the goalposts are safe and the adrenaline wears off. 🐯💛🖤 ?

09/28/2025

“Some rifles come with stories… this one comes with tags still attached. 20 years later, still waiting to go hunting — Browning A-Bolt II Medallion 270 still have original box l😎🦌”

09/12/2025

🇺🇸 Today our flags fly at half-staff for Charlie Kirk. In our gun shop, conversations often circle back to freedom, responsibility, and respect. Charlie Kirk embodied all three.

He didn’t pick sides to divide—he worked to listen, to bring people together, and to keep the focus on America. That kind of heart and courage is rare.

Whether you agreed with him or not, you could see his respect for people on both sides. He reminded us that freedom isn’t about fighting each other—it’s about standing together as Americans.

Thank you, Charlie, for showing us it’s possible to stand strong in your beliefs while respecting both sides. We will carry that lesson with us. 🙏❤️🇺🇸

09/10/2025

We are getting close!!!