09/27/2024
I’ve returned! You may think 54 is old - but first, I’ll remind you, why I am so bold!
At my age, I can still go! I’ve been told that I have a thick skull! I am unsure why, many people have told me this after a big, deep sigh!
I don’t worry about brain damage, if you ask my first wife - she would say “one must have a brain to damage!”
You may say that all my talk, bragging, and rhymes have a familiar ring, I have always thought - if you want to be GREAT, why not act like the king!
I’ve been through the ups and downs, like many of you!
And much more will come before I’ll be through!
Sure, I’ve gained a little weight - as you all can obviously see. I can assure you, I am putting in the work, and soon it will flee!
They say at 54, I should have long ago hit the door.. I’ve got one, maybe two left in the old tank - please forgive me as I am about to be frank:
My speed is still there! I am still so fast! How fast am I?
Why, slow motion cameras can not detect the speed!
When I go out for my roadwork - I almost get tickets by the local police - for going over the posted speed!
My speed is still so great, I can still play ping-pong by my self!
My speed is even very noticeable when I get sleepy! For example - just last night, I went to bed, hit my light switch in my bedroom, and was in my bed before the room even got dark!
I would say my speed is my greatest tool - I do know there is room for improvement - proving I’m no fool! I still go to the boxing school!
I can still drown a drink of water, and kill a dead tree! WE ARE STILL THE GREATEST - you and especially me!!