Swim Fit Alaska LLC

10/09/2026

Swim coaches say some absolutely unhinged things and somehow package them as ✨motivation✨. 😂

Like… are you inspiring me, threatening me, or emotionally preparing me for another 4,000 yards?

Sometimes you just nod, push off the wall, and accept that apparently this is what encouragement sounds like in swimming. 🏊‍♀️💀

Swipe ➡️ for some motivational wisdom only a swim coach could deliver.

10/09/2026

🏊‍♀️ Nobody talks about the REAL challenges of swimming…

It’s not the early mornings.
It’s not the endless laps.
It’s not even getting water up your nose.

It’s spending half the workout pulling your swimsuit out of your butt while simultaneously trying to keep your b***s INSIDE the suit. 😂

Technique: questionable.
Suit adjustment skills: ELITE.

If you know, you know. 😭🏊‍♀️

10/08/2026

🎃 IT’S HALLOWEEN SEASON! 🎃

And you know what that means at Swim Fit Alaska…

THE PUMPKIN SWIMS ARE BACK! 🏊‍♀️🎃

Keep your eyes open during Coach Elise and Coach Kristina’s lessons because our little pumpkins are officially making their way back into the pool! 👀

Swimming is always more fun when there’s a little Halloween chaos involved. 😂🎃

Who’s ready to find the pumpkins?!

10/07/2026

There are things swimmers do that would be absolutely unhinged behavior anywhere else. 😂

Licking the inside of your goggles to get the crap out of them? Completely normal.

Pool water? Spit? Eyelashes? Mystery debris that appeared from absolutely nowhere? Doesn’t matter. 👅🥽

A swimmer will lick those goggles, rinse them out, slap them back on their face and continue like nothing happened.

Swimmers are a different breed. 😂

10/07/2026

Swimming really is the most humbling sport on earth. 😂🏊‍♀️

You can show up feeling FAST, confident, ready to absolutely crush it…

…and somehow get your ass handed to you by someone on Medicare AND a middle schooler in the same practice. 😭

Age means absolutely nothing once everyone hits the water.

There is always someone faster.
And apparently they’re either 12 or 72. 💀

Welcome to swimming. 😂

10/06/2026

10/04/2026

What normal people see:
✨ Crystal-clear water
✨ Beautiful scenery
✨ Peaceful mountains
✨ The perfect place for a swim

What open water swimmers see:
👀 “Was that a stick or something alive?”
🌊 “Why did the bottom just disappear?”
🫧 “Something touched my foot.”
🦆 “That bird is looking a little aggressive.”
💀 “Cool. Guess we’re swimming directly into the abyss today.”

Open water swimming: come for the beautiful scenery, stay because turning around would add another mile. 😂

10/04/2026

“How long does it take the average person to train to swim a 10K?”

The answer? Most people don’t. 😅

10 kilometers.
6.2 miles.
Hours in the water.

You don’t accidentally become a 10K swimmer. It takes months (and sometimes years) of building endurance, dialing in technique, figuring out fueling, and putting in a whole lot of very unglamorous pool time.

So if you’re training for a 10K and wondering why it feels so damn hard… because it is.

Welcome to the tiny club of people who looked at 6.2 miles of swimming and thought, “Yeah, I’d like to try that.” 😂🏊‍♀️

10/03/2026

Triathletes walking onto the pool deck like they’re about to qualify for the Olympics. 😎

Garmin: $700
Goggles: $80
Watch data: analyzed down to the millisecond
Transition bag: could survive a week in the wilderness
Confidence: UNMATCHED

Swimming ability: …we’re working on it. 😂🏊‍♀️

We love you, triathletes. But some of you really do show up with $4,000 worth of gear just to fight for your life during the warm-up.

Tag your favorite triathlete. 😭

10/02/2026

🏊‍♀️ THE #1 SWIM GOGGLE HACK… and it’s probably not what you think. 👀

Forget the fancy sprays. Forget all the complicated tricks.

Real swimmers know. 😂

👅 Lick. Your. Goggles.

Is it glamorous? Absolutely not.
Does it work? Yep.
Is licking your goggles basically a swimmer rite of passage at this point? Also yep. 😂

If you know, you know. And if you DIDN’T know… welcome to the weird little world of swimming. 🏊‍♀️

Send this to a swimmer who has definitely done this without a second thought. 😂