Royal Pain Inc

09/08/2026

Happy FALL-O-WEEN?? the kidz are still into animatronic horror, right?

They say "there's more than one way to skin a cat" ... well let you know which is best NEXT time we find ourselves in this situation.

09/04/2026

08/26/2026

Sculpture Racing, its NOT brain surgery...

Big Boomer is "under the knife" this month - his 34lb noggin needs a high fiber diet (carbon / glass, ect) All the moving parts were built with whatever junque was available in the scrap box and all those bolts and hinges add up quick.

If I had a 3d printer THIS is how I would use it. Lol.

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08/21/2026

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07/29/2026

Not to get too political, But Royal Pain Inc is a PRO pets cooking bicycles workspace.

07/04/2026

PATS - now.
RIOTS - later.
TISM - Always.

07/02/2026

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06/14/2026

Do you have feelings related to, but not limited to, the impending results of a community ballot based nomination and/or award? Thats why they call it suffRAGE,... Maybe....
Well, you're in luck! to win a "Boomer's choice" award for being best a stuff! You dont NEED to be popular, you just need to be 18* and have 5 dollars^!

Its totally real because we said so.

For 5 dollars^, you, a friend, your mom, your favorite lamp post, any noun unnamed, ect. and so forth, can be the BEST! you decide what and why!

Simply send 5 human monies to Royal Pain Inc via Robot and a message about who/what/where/why
And you will receive an official "Boomer's choice" printed peice 'o paper by U.S. mail (ohhh ahhh)
before Halloween.

*persons under the age of 18 are fully encouraged to steal this image and present it with great pomp
And moderate circumstance to any noun they love and feel should be recognized and appreciated.

Award season ends August 23rd.

^really cool bribes also accepted.