Theassgasket

Theassgasket The Ass Gasket keeps skiers' & snowboaders' butts dry and warm on chairlifts and the slopes. A cold, wet butt is no fun.

Ask any skier or snowboarder who's sat on a chairlift in a snowstorm: slowly throughout the day your outerwear soaks through, leaving you with a clammy, soggy and uncomfortable backside; the dreaded Swamp Ass. Skier and tinkerer John Trousdale was tired of cold soggy, droopy drawers on powder days, so he created a solution: The Ass Gasket, the best thing to happen to skiers and snowboarders' butts since the chairlift.

Word on the slopes is that Santa wears Ass Gasket to keep his butt warm and dry on his sleigh. Shop now at https://assga...
12/14/2023

Word on the slopes is that Santa wears Ass Gasket to keep his butt warm and dry on his sleigh.

Shop now at https://assgasket.com for delivery before the holidays!

They're half-off, does that make this is a half-ass sale?
02/18/2023

They're half-off, does that make this is a half-ass sale?

Limited sizes, limited time, NOT limited butt slaps.
02/18/2023

Limited sizes, limited time, NOT limited butt slaps.

02/16/2023

It's CLOSEOUT time, baby! Everything's 50% off. Sizes are super limited but if you're lucky enough you can grab one before they're gone.

“Daddy, is today an Ass Gasket day?” 🥹So proud that ‘Gasket Days’ are a thing now.🍑🏅Cheek Champs perform like Ass Gasket...
01/13/2023

“Daddy, is today an Ass Gasket day?” 🥹
So proud that ‘Gasket Days’ are a thing now.
🍑🏅
Cheek Champs perform like Ass Gaskets, but with a PG-rated name.

“Dad, is today an Ass Gasket day?”🥹 Proud moment for us to hear that “gasket days” are a thing now.Grom in the kid’s a...
01/06/2023

“Dad, is today an Ass Gasket day?”
🥹 Proud moment for us to hear that “gasket days” are a thing now.
Grom in the kid’s and dad in his .

Santa's calling LAST CHAIR for delivery by the big day. Save an extra $5 with code 'EXTRA5'.
12/13/2022

Santa's calling LAST CHAIR for delivery by the big day. Save an extra $5 with code 'EXTRA5'.

🥰 Aww shucks, you're making me blush!
12/13/2022

🥰 Aww shucks, you're making me blush!

Cyber Buttday. Yes, it's a thing.(and yes, there's savings)
11/28/2022

Cyber Buttday. Yes, it's a thing.
(and yes, there's savings)

11/17/2022

It's the best thing to happen to your butt since chairlifts.

Ski Patrollers are dropping their pants... 😜
11/14/2022

Ski Patrollers are dropping their pants... 😜

11/07/2022

Our team of Butt Scientists 🍑🧑‍⚕️ are at it again. We tested 2 butts, on 1 icy seat, for 5 minutes to see just HOW MUCH WARMER is Theassgasket. The results?

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33914 Crystal Mountain Blvd
Enumclaw, WA
98022

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