Harrisburg Area Roller Derby

09/14/2026

WELCOME to our newest group of ☢️Nuclear Newts🦎 ready to hit the track! Your derby journey into the chaos starts here and we’re glad to be apart of it!

Interested in joining but missed our information sessions? You can still reach out to [email protected] by Wednesday to get set up to start! Open gender and must be 18+ to participate! Follow our socials for announcements on upcoming recruitment dates in January 👀❄️!

09/13/2026

Today we’re celebrating all the Grammies, Grampies, Poppops and Meemaws skating or supporting Roller Derby and these Grandbabies.

Happy Grandparents day, HARDSTYLE.

09/12/2026

Are you tuned in? We’re are locked into the stream hot in our seats to watch one of our best drop BODIES at the Blocking 9 to 5 tribute bout!!!

Tune in and leave love for Dodge!

🚗💨 Team PA is Pittsburgh bound! 🖤💛

We’re hitting the road to take on our friends at Steel City Roller Derby today! Come hang out, cheer, and catch some good Ol' Pennsylvania roller derby! 🛼💥

📍 Pittsburgh Indoor Sports Arena
22 Rich Hill Road, Cheswick, PA 15024
🚪 Doors: 4:30 PM
🛼 First Whistle: 5:00 PM

Can’t make it in person? The bout will be livestreamed by Derby Date Night!📺
Link 👇
[ https://www.youtube.com/live/Uodd0kyFI8I?is=quwSDCSSZNhQmM4u ]

Wish us Luck!💛🤍💙

09/11/2026

The Harrisburg Area Roller Derby Nerd Raffle to support your local roller derby team is here! Enter for your chance to win! 👾

💚Winner gets a Switch 2 Bundle with choice of 1 downloadable game: Pokopia, MarioKart World, or Donkey Kong Bonanza!
🖤$20 per ticket 500 entries available!
💚Do not need to be present to win!
🖤Drawing on 10/18 at our HARD Double Header “Their Turn to Roll”!

You can secure your raffle tickets from any of our league members or directly message our page to enter!

09/08/2026

🚨☢️ BOUT DAY IS COMING ☢️🚨

HARD is hitting the track and taking on Wilkes-Barre Scranton Roller Derby at home Sunday September 20th at 4:30 pm!

Tap the link below to score your tickets to this double header and check out our event for more details! We’ll see you at the meltdown trackside!

💚: https://tinyurl.com/HARDVSWBSRD

09/07/2026

HAPPY LABOR DAY 💚

Today we’re kicking back and taking a second to relax in celebration of everyone putting in the HARD work to help make derby and life happen in our community and the ones that surround us!

Stay safe and enjoy this long weekend from everyone here at HARD!

09/06/2026

HAPPY NATIONAL READ A BOOK DAY FROM US AT HARD !! ☢️📖

We’re taking the time to skate over to our local libraries, downloading an audio book, or picking up a graphic novel in between practices today.

Here are some of our skaters current or favorite reads:
📚Mexi: Prince of Swords by Elise Kova (book 2)
📚Khaos: Bartimaeus Sequence by Jonathon Stroud
📚Salty: Mortal Engines by Philip Reeve
📚Rabies: The House of the Seven Gables by Nathaniel Hawthorne
📚Crash Bang a Cooch: Stalking Ginerva by Gigi Styx
📚Crash Gordon: Wake Up and Open Your Eyes by Clay McLeod Chapman
📚Knux: Station Eleven by Emily St John Mandel
📚 otter: how to survive camping by bonnie quinn
📚 inky: The Fifth Season by NK Jemisin
📚 Sunday: The Gate of The Feral Gods by Matt Dinniman
📚 dodge: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
📚 crow: sweetbitter song by Rosie Hewlett
📚 jess: gardening can be murder by Marta mcdowell

What are you reading today ? 😏

Photos used in graphics taken by sofletchphotography , Jaime "WiK" Filson and team!
NOTE: please check trigger warnings before starting any books mentioned here or anywhere !

09/05/2026

HUGE congratulations to our league members who have leveled up and completed their level one certification this week through our ✨NEW✨ Nuclear Newts New Skater Program🦎☢️!

Leave some love, advice or words of wisdom for these skaters to take with them on their derby journey!

09/05/2026

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Harrisburg Area Roller Derby

09/01/2026

Mmm skin sound 😋 our favorite!