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09/09/2026

Why did the golfer eat lunch on the course? He wanted a little “tee-time” with his sandwich.

Happy Wednesday! Halfway to the weekend. Nice weather for most of the week, so do get out and have a good game.

09/08/2026

Why did the golf ball go to therapy? It had too many issues to bounce back from.

Good Morning and Happy Tuesday! Hope everyone had nice weather for the long weekend and got out to play a game or two. Nice weather is forecasted thru Wednesday afternoon, so do go out and enjoy the September cooler but still sunny weather.

09/04/2026

I'm not saying I'm bad at golf, but I do have a lot of trees named after me.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of gloves? For a gripping performance.

What do you call a golfer with a broken tee? T-eased.

Happy Friday and holiday weekend to boot! Happy Labor's day. Jokes for 3 days. The weather here promises to be nice and dry, warm not humid. Perfect weather to get a round in before the end of the weekend.

09/03/2026

"I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's game: it's called an eraser." — Arnold Palmer

Just a funny from a famous golfer. Well the rain was intense last night. Hopefully the grounds dry out and you can play a decent game.

09/02/2026

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it’s always possible to get worse.

Happy 'Hump' Day aka Wednesday. It's supposed to be clear today but rain in the evening. The weekend promises to be nice for the holiday. So if you can't get out to golf now, make sure you get out sometime this weekend and 'play ball' LOL.

09/01/2026

Golf balls are like eggs. They’re both white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to go out and buy more.

Happy Tuesday folks. Going to be warm next few days and possible thunderstorms, so get your golf game in early! Enjoy the day whatever you do.

08/31/2026

Golf is the perfect game: it combines walking, whining, and occasional celebration.

Good Morning Monday! Well the weekend weather was good, hope everyone could get out and play. Weather will be rainy off and on several days. Hope you get out and play a round or two this week.

08/28/2026

Why do golfers always carry an extra ball? Because they might get teed off.

Why did the golfer start a bakery? He wanted to improve his slice.

Hey, it's Friday! Two jokes for you today. Need a well deserved break? Why not golf?? Nice weekend ahead so get in a round (or two) before the end of August!

08/27/2026

What car does a golfer's assistant drive? A Caddy-lac.

Good morning Thursday! Getting rain off and on all day. So unless you like to shower and golf at the same time, hahaha, guess Friday through the weekend is calling you to come play!

08/26/2026

It's Saturday Night: Where do golfers go? Clubbing.

Good afternoon golfers! Had a busy morning so a little late with our funny. Beautiful day out, tomorrow will be ugly and rainy. So get out and get a good round in today. Hope everyone has a good rest of the day.

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419 State Road
Emmaus, PA
18049

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