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NY Rangers SUCK We are tired of the hypocrisy of the entire NY ranger$ organization and their fans.Perpetual failure We cheer their losses and will exploit every thing we can.

If you are offended easily, then perhaps this is not the place for you. We are NOT PC. The NY Rangers Suck Executive Committee will determine what is appropriate and not. Mind you pretty much everything is admissible on .


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A rag$ History Lesson of Sorts

The first thing we need to do is understand that if you don't win the Cup, then you failed, like every other team that didn't win it. Let's look at this historically, shall we? To do so, and compare both teams, we have to go back to 1972 when they were both in the league for the first time. Since then the Isles have won 4 Cups and the Rags one. If one wishes to go further back we could go to the days that the Rangers were "born", 1926. From 1926 to 1940 the Rangers won 3 Cups, that is a successful run, sort of. In 1942 the NHL went to a 6 team league (the Original Six Era), for 25 years. In that time 4 of the six teams made the playoffs, yet even then the Rags couldn't win a Cup with 2/3 of the teams making the playoffs. From 1967 to 2011 (the expansion Era) they won one, despite annually having the highest payroll. Therefore, the Rangers have traditionally been the FAILINGEST team in the NHL since the league's inception, but I guess revisionist history is always best when you can't stand to see your reflection in the mirror. Even if they happen to win in the next few weeks their tradition of futility proceeds their efforts. With nearly a billion dollars in salary over the past dozen or so years, it is inevitable that they would have to move beyond their standard boundaries. You have to wonder how all that fire power (Nash, St Louis, Richards, McD) musters a single goal in a conference final clinching game versus a 3rd string goalie and a single assist between Nash & Richards in the entire SC final series. NYRangersSuck http://tinyurl.com/klcllf4

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To Whom it may Concern,

Everything that appears on this website is a parody. According to my Webster's Dictionary:

par-o-dy n., pl. -ies a composition, song, or poem which mimics another in a ridiculous way. It is done in fun and it is meant to be funny. All the stuff that you find here is the opinion of the management of NYRS2002 and its affiliates. It is not claiming anything as truth, other than the New York Rangers hockey team sucks. Further, the people and celebrities, the things and ideas, that are parodied here are so far separated from me it is unreal. For example, I am lucky to take home $40,000 a year after taxes. There is no way that you can compare it with a corporation (The NHL) whose average player salary lies in the $1.5m range. Everything found on this site was either emailed to me or found freely on the web. In fact, I will give any one who has any concerns 3 pages of on the site AND about 1 MB of web space as a chance to make any rebuttals. The only thing you have to do is make the pages and email them to me. I vow That I will place them on the site IN TACT. I challenge you. If you have issues with anything found here, EMAIL ME.

Today, the NHL Alumni family mourns the loss of Ron Duguay, a cherished member of our hockey family whose legacy reaches...
10/22/2026

Today, the NHL Alumni family mourns the loss of Ron Duguay, a cherished member of our hockey family whose legacy reaches far beyond the game he loved so dearly.

Ron lived life with an extraordinary passion, an infectious smile, and a heart that was truly larger than life.

Above all else, his deepest and most sincere love was for his family. They were his greatest pride, his greatest joy, and always closest to his heart.

His dedication and passion for the game of hockey were unwavering. Hockey was more than a sport to Ron; it was a part of who he was, a lifelong love that he carried with pride and shared so generously with others.

But perhaps what made Ron most special was his humanity. His genuine compassion, kindness, and willingness to help others always extended far beyond himself. He cared deeply, gave generously of his heart, and had a remarkable way of making everyone around him feel valued and appreciated.

Ron greeted each day with the biggest smile, an incredible zest for life, and a positive outlook that shone through everything he saw, everything he did, and every life he touched.

He will be remembered not only for the player he was, but for the extraordinary person he was.

His warmth, his laughter, his kindness, and his beautiful spirit will forever remain in the hearts of his family, friends, teammates, and the entire NHL Alumni community.

Our deepest love and heartfelt condolences go out to Ron’s family and all those fortunate enough to have known and loved him.

Rest in peace, Ron. Your smile, your heart, and your love for life will never be forgotten. ❤️🏒

Forever a part of our NHL Alumni family.

10/12/2026
10/10/2026

Wait a minute!!!

Thats not Shesterkin?!?!?

But it is his comrade in arms.





10/10/2026

Because we care so much about the well being of the NY ranger$ goalie, we present this as a public service in hopes of staving off future injuries.

And you’re welcome.




10/07/2026

This is for all the effing rag fans who seemingly just woke up from a 7 year slumber….

10/06/2026



10/03/2026


10/02/2026

In celebration of the NY rag$ first goal scored by a goalie in 101 years we present this short video.

Please enjoy.


09/30/2026




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