09/06/2026
HOLY ANTHONY CARTER! GREATEST WIN IN MICHIGAN FOOTBALL HISTORY, VIDEO GAME STYLE!
THIS IS WHAT THEY MEANT, BY THE GOOD, THE BAD AND UGLY!
Somebody texted me that this was the worst football game from Michigan, they had ever seen. I TOLD THEM, I'VE BEEN A LIFE LONG AND SUFFERING DETROIT LIONS FAN, I've seen worse! WESTERN MICHIGAN WON THAT DAMN GAME, AND IT TOOK A MYSTERIOUS BIG TEN CLOCK, TO PUT ONE SECOND ON THE CLOCK, for Michigan to pull it out! I CAN'T TALK ABOUT MICHIGAN, BECAUSE I'M STILL HOLDING MY NOSE FROM THE STANKFEST, THEY PUT ON! WESTERN HAS NO BALLS LEFT, BECAUSE THEY PLAYED THEM OFF, THEY HAD US BEAT, AND IN THE HISTORY BOOKS, NEXT TO APP.STATE AND JACKSONVILLE STATE!
Michigan fans, HONESTLY, have you ever seen Michigan have NO OFFENSE! And then in the end, that UTAH DEFENSE, WORE DOWN, AND WE BECAME A MAC FOOTBALL TEAM! And I remember, last year early in the season, people saying, UTAH HAD TROUBLE STOPPING THE RUN!
But besides THE FIRST DRIVE, AND ONE LAST SECOND THROW, that's it! There is nothing to talk about! MICHIGAN DROPS THE HAIL MARY IN THE END, A WIN IS A WIN, AND I GUESS PRAYING DID WORK! Michigan 13 Western Michigan 12!
Now I did mention as one of the greatest upsets JACKSONVILLE STATE, who went into FSU, AND BEAT THE SEMINOLES, when they were really down, but favored by over 35 points, in the mid 2000's. AND FOR SOME REASON, THIS FLORDIA STATE SEMIINOLE UPSET, HAS BEEN SCRUBBED, has erased video and box scores, and is never mentioned by ESPN, or anybody else. BUT THEY WILL RUN INTO YOUR FACE, STILL TELLING YOU HOW APP. STATE, BEATING MICHIGAN, was the greatest upset in college football history! And YES, I saw Anthony Carter beat Indiana, and that was a miracle! BUT, THIS WAS ONE THROW, that if the Broncos, hadn't pass rushed, and Underwood didn't slip on the throw, IT PROBABLY WOULD'VE SAILED OUT OF BOUNDS AGAIN! So yeah, THAT WIN IS A MIRACLE! It was SAGA, MADDEN GAME, MIRACLE!
P.S. SOMEBODY PLEASE, AND I MEAN PLEASE, BURN THOSE YELLOW JERSEYS! They aren't maize, and everytime I will see them, I will think of this STINKER, AND WHEN FLORDIA, got tired of us kicking their Gator asses, and broke out a can of WHOOP ASS ON US, in those YELLOW JERSEYS!
BUT THIS IS WHY WE WATCH THIS TEAM, AND COLLEGE FOOTBALL!
GO BLUE!
HAS THE SMELL CLEARED YET?
