07/25/2025
🚨 Big News in the LeRoy House 🚨
Today is Brinley’s FIRST day at her FIRST job! 🎉 She’s officially entered the world of sales — working with Vector Marketing, repping those famously sharp and fancy Cutco knives 🔪
(Yes, the ones your aunt has had since 1989 and still uses to slice tomatoes like butter.)
So here's the deal — part of her job is to practice her sales pitch by giving short demos over the phone or Zoom. No pressure to buy — just helping her get experience and build confidence!
So friends, family, enemies, distant cousins, or anyone who uses a kitchen: 👉 Would you be willing to take a quick call from Brinley? It’s just 15 minutes, and you’ll be supporting a young woman learning real-world skills like confidence, communication, and how to sell a knife without sounding like a cartoon villain. 😈
Bonus: you might actually want a knife that can cut a penny in half (seriously).
Drop a ✂️ or 🔪 in the comments if you're down to help her out — or just shoot me a message!
