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It's a great day to be a Clam...let me tell ya....

Complete with a combination of passion, pride, heart, Russo's Bauer Total One hockey skates and Sarno....the table is officially set!

Fans, Friends, etc:Goodenyou?Lately it's been a little quiet here on the CHC's official social media site. We apologize,...
10/11/2013

Fans, Friends, etc:

Goodenyou?

Lately it's been a little quiet here on the CHC's official social media site. We apologize, but the activity is expected to shoot right up...and quit pressuring us.

Big summer for the clams...in between beach parties and babes all over the place, we had a summer season. The result was a 1-0 loss in the 'ship, which was clearly Joe C's fault.

Some fan favorites are back in full swing....Thurst, Carl, Dhuam, Hampe and a few others. Game next week will be at some dump on the North Shore where they will be promoting free tickets....

Don't be shy, come on down and meet the Clams.

Bye now.

Fans, Friends, etc:Wellenyourselves? Haven't had much to report on lately, but we just claimed a dude from waivers and i...
03/13/2013

Fans, Friends, etc:

Wellenyourselves?

Haven't had much to report on lately, but we just claimed a dude from waivers and it's newsworthy. We haven't seen him play and haven't heard anything about him....but we're excited.

The CHC brass went with their gut on this and I think there is something to be said for it. In the spirit of providing full disclosure to our fans, we will let you voice your opinion....

Grade this move - good or bad for CHC? keep in mind that we only had this picture to go with...

Our opinion is that it is the best claim in the history of the NESHL. The strategy was to ensure we don't have to play against this human. If I'm warming up, stretching, etc and I see this guy step on to the ice with another team....I'm screaming for the exits.

We made it their problem.

Fans, Friends and Supporters:Season's Greetings.I understand that it has been a while since you've been briefed on the s...
12/18/2012

Fans, Friends and Supporters:

Season's Greetings.

I understand that it has been a while since you've been briefed on the successes/failures of the Clams Hockey Club and I am not that sorry.

The good news is that Sarno is playing well...the bad news is that this is his farewell tour. That's right folks, he's retiring. Try-outs for a new goalie will occur never and I hope the team folds.

What you deserve to know now is that we've won two in a row and Sarno wants to celebrate by throwing an End of the World Clam Christmas Party this Saturday. Time and location depend on what's left of the planet...but I'm sure we'll be fine. The freaks in the loin cloths are typically wrong about this crap.

One more thing, I know last night was Halloween and most of our fans were trick or treating or playing hide the pickle, ...
11/01/2012

One more thing, I know last night was Halloween and most of our fans were trick or treating or playing hide the pickle, or whatever. Bottom line is that we need to draw a better crowd.

Would cheerleaders help? Any and all feedback is welcome.

Goodenyou?

Fans and Supporters,Haven't had much to report on lately, it gets old talking about getting worked by sh*tty teams. I m...
11/01/2012

Fans and Supporters,

Haven't had much to report on lately, it gets old talking about getting worked by sh*tty teams. I mean, last week we played a game at BU, the other team had about half a dozen girls on the squad, and they smoked us. Smoked. One of the chicks stole my stick too...I guess it was warranted, I wasn't doing much good with the thing anyway....

Last night however was different. We won and CHC is 2-3-1 in this young season.

Sometimes before games we collectively look like Brad Pitt in the movie Seven...wondering "what's in the box". Last night was a little more focused as we took Agostinelli's rice rocket to victory lane.

Here goes nothing...Hello Fans and Supporters, Goodenyou?We wrapped up the parity round on Tuesday night with a win . I...
10/12/2012

Here goes nothing...

Hello Fans and Supporters, Goodenyou?

We wrapped up the parity round on Tuesday night with a win . It was a weird one...we played a team called 'The Clams', we had Steve Stifler in net and Carl/Brady/Craig at Defense. We're 1-1-1.

To sum up preseason, we lost to a pretty awful team, tied a team that was kinda awful and beat a pretty good team handily... Does that mean we're good? No. To the CHC diehards we're a terrible team that works in mysterious ways....which reminds me of one of my favorite shows..

"If you have any information on this case, write to us at Unsolved Mysteries... You need not give your name." - Mr. Stack

Hello Fans and Supporters, Goodenyou?Well, we started the new season last night and the result of our efforts was a loss...
09/27/2012

Hello Fans and Supporters, Goodenyou?

Well, we started the new season last night and the result of our efforts was a loss. We're 0-1. All you need to know is that the other team was awful, which means we're terrible.

Not sure where the fans were...tickets are still in the cheap and supply looks to be a non-issue.

Couple of game notes: Jack Owens became my favorite clam within minutes and UMass Boston students don't speak English....and parking costs 6 bucks. Great stuff.

Hello Fans and Supporters, Goodenyou?Good news - we got some great production from some fresh new littlenecks....jack, n...
08/31/2012

Hello Fans and Supporters, Goodenyou?

Good news - we got some great production from some fresh new littlenecks....jack, nate, dirty Mike and the boys, etc. Nice job.

More good news...Al didn't suck and Sarno was like a mixture of Fergie and Jesus in net...

Even more good news...Agent Starling proved to the world that there is no real reason to be afraid of the dark and pretty much did a tap dance on this guys face.

Hello Fans and Supporters,I'd like to let everyone know that we've been crushing it lately and we'd like to keep up the ...
08/15/2012

Hello Fans and Supporters,

I'd like to let everyone know that we've been crushing it lately and we'd like to keep up the good work, but we're having a hard time finding a goalie for tomorrow nights game.

Sarno and our back up are out and the only one who stepped up is this kid... but he's too young :(

CHC with a big win last night 6-4. After a few forfeits and screw parties we made our way back to .500 Terrific stuff....
08/10/2012

CHC with a big win last night 6-4. After a few forfeits and screw parties we made our way back to .500 Terrific stuff.

Thanks for coming, Al...

By the way, both of our last wins came to us via forfeit. We're looking worse every week and Rocky Dennis kicked us off...
08/03/2012

By the way, both of our last wins came to us via forfeit. We're looking worse every week and Rocky Dennis kicked us off the RD Express.

These guys seem to be enjoying themselves on a daily basis...we met them in the Hingham rink parking lot...they told us to go home and that they enjoy Quahogs over Clams.

CHC with a win last night...that's 2 in a row...We win one next week, that's called a winning streak. It has happened be...
08/02/2012

CHC with a win last night...that's 2 in a row...We win one next week, that's called a winning streak. It has happened before.

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