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08/15/2026

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08/14/2026

👀🤣 Y’all think the tennis life is pure luxury and breeze,
Cocktails on the patio and loungers in the shade of trees.
Truth is, our actual paycheck isn't stackin' up the gold,
It’s watchin’ kids grow up and watchin’ adults grow old.
It’s the weight loss, the health gains, the lives we transform,
'Cause behind these pretty courts lies a whole 'nother storm.
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👷‍♂️👷‍♂️ Came out this morning expecting a smooth day,
Found Old Faithful shooting water all over the clay!
Hydration line blew, flooded out the whole scene,
Washed off the Har-Tru, now we gotta rebuild the green.
Three weeks post-op, shoulder put back together,
Grinding with ONE arm in this hot-ass weather!
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👀❤️👉 Look around the grounds, see who’s putting in the work,
It ain't the retired dudes sitting back with a smirk!
Carla’s on the court teaching, keeping folks in line,
Megan’s on the mower making sure the grass looks fine.
Julie’s 70 years young, landscaping like a boss,
Where the fellas at? Y'all are taking a whole loss!
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💯💪 It’s a ladies-led crew with a one-armed coach,
Bringing back these clay courts with a champion’s approach.
No excuses made here, we just roll up the sleeves—
Drop a comment if you know what real dedication achieves! 💥🎾

👀🤣 Y’all think the tennis l...