09/02/2026
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Side effects of not kayaking may include dizziness, dry mouth, fingernail tenderness, spontaneous cravings for rapids, and an irrational desire to yell "SEND IT!" 🤙
If symptoms persist, consult your local river and apply paddle to water immediately. - 🌊🛶
Need help filling your prescription?😏
For gear, resources, or a guided dose of river therapy, come see us at Festive Water or Wildwood Outfitters.
Side effects may include an empty wallet and a full heart. - 🛶🌊😂