Fairfield Glade Thursday Couples Golf

05/03/2026

Story of the day. Being part Scot, I can relate to this.

True story: My buddy and I were playing golf in a course (Nairns) near Inverness, Scotland. There was a starter’s shack where the little grizzled bearded Scotsman ran things. I stepped inside. He looked up and said, "Aye ?"

“Sir, I’d like to play the course. “

“Aye, 50 pounds.”

I paid him; he handed me a scorecard and a small pencil.

We loved the course and returned to play it again the next day.

Same little man in the starter’s shack. I stepped in.

He looked up “Aye”?

“Sir, we’d like to play the course again today.”

“Aye, 50 pounds.”

I gave him the money, and he gave me a scorecard again.

“Aye?” He said as I stood for a moment.

“Sir, may I please have a pencil?”

“Aye, laddie, didn’t I give you a pencil yesterday!”

“Uh, yes sir, (as i slinked away)”

03/26/2026

03/15/2026

Menu for 3/15 gathering at Swing on Brewing.

03/12/2026

Thank you to everyone who came out for our March game night.

02/28/2026

A man from Ireland had been marooned on a tiny island for more than a decade when one day he noticed a speck moving across the water. 🌊

“At last… but that’s no ship,” he muttered.
As it drew nearer, he realized it wasn’t a boat… or even a raft.

Moments later, a woman emerged from the waves wearing a sleek black wetsuit. She set her diving gear aside, unzipped the suit a little, and revealed a stunning blonde who looked wildly out of place on a deserted island. 😲

The Irishman just stared.

She smiled and said,
“Quick question… how long has it been since you enjoyed a really good cigar?”

“Ten years,” he whispered, hardly believing his luck.

She reached into a sealed pocket, pulled out a fresh cigar and lighter, and handed them to him. 🚬

He lit it, took a deep puff, and sighed happily.
“Saints alive… I forgot how grand that feels.”

Then she asked, “And how long has it been since you tasted proper Irish whiskey?” 🥃

“T-ten years,” he replied, voice shaking.

She produced a flask, placed it in his hand, and watched as he took a long sip.
He gasped. “That’s pure heaven itself!”

The woman stepped closer, slowly unzipping the front of her wetsuit, looked him straight in the eyes, and asked softly,
“And how long has it been since you… had a little fun?” 😏

The Irishman’s eyes filled with tears. He dropped to his knees and cried out,
“Sweet mercy above… don’t tell me you’ve brought a set of golf clubs too!!” ⛳😂

02/20/2026

2026 Lunar new year get together. “Year of the Fire Horse”

01/15/2026

Game night January.

12/24/2025

As the year draws to a close, we pause to express our deepest gratitude to all of the members of Thursday Couples Golf.

This year has been filled with particular challenges and triumphs, moments of growth, and unexpected joys.

Through it all, your support, kindness, friendship, and presence have made all the difference.

Whether it was a shared laugh, a helping hand, or simply being there—each of your gestures has touched our hearts more than words can say.

Thank you for being part of our journey in 2025. You've helped make it meaningful and memorable.

Wishing you and yours a joyful Christmas holiday season and a bright, beautiful new year ahead filled with all the happiness possible.

With sincere thanks and warmest wishes,

12/11/2025

December game night @ The Depot.