09/02/2026
🚨 THE SHORTY’S BBQ KNIFE MYSTERY HAS BEEN SOLVED! 🚨
So… remember those custom KRAM Knives that were headed to Shorty’s Barbecue in Texas? 🔪🔥
Well, apparently these knives decided they weren’t quite ready for Texas.
First, they were “suspiciously lost” somewhere around the Houston hub. 🤨
Then, in what can only be described as an absolutely unnecessary vacation, they somehow made their way all the way to NEW JERSEY. 😂
Because obviously… when you’re supposed to be going to Texas, New Jersey is the logical next stop. 🤦♂️
After a little detective work, a lot of frustration, and what I’m sure was some serious pleading with the shipping gods…
THEY WERE FOUND! 🙌
And even better…
THEY’RE BACK! 🔪🔥
These knives have officially traveled more of the United States than some people do in a lifetime. 😂
Texas ➡️ Houston ➡️ ??? ➡️ NEW JERSEY?! ➡️ BACK HOME
But the important part is that they’re finally safe and sound and ready to make their way to Shorty’s Barbecue where they belong.
Huge shoutout to everyone who helped track these down and get them back on the right path.
Apparently, KRAM Knives doesn’t just make knives…
WE MAKE KNIVES THAT TRAVEL. 😂😂😂
Now somebody please put these things on a direct flight to Texas before they decide they want to see California next. 🤣
🔥 KRAM Knives — Built to Last. Apparently Built to Travel Too. 🔥