05/28/2026
Okay friends. Tiny golf course PSA from your favorite people who would very much like to keep the drinks cold, the golf carts moving, and the liquor license intact. 🍻⛳
We know some of you have a “special relationship” with your favorite beverages. We respect that. Honestly, it’s beautiful. BUT… bringing outside alcohol onto the course is a no-go and can put the clubhouse liquor license in jeopardy, which is a massive buzzkill for literally everyone.
Now, instead of going full detective mode over the Busch Light Apple situation… we’d rather just help you out. 😂 If there’s a drink you love, COME TALK TO US. Seriously. We can work with distributors and see what we can get ordered in. Your secret is safe with us. We are not here to ruin summer. We are here to enhance it.
We just ask that beverages on the course be purchased through the clubhouse so we can keep everything running smoothly, legally, and with the appropriate amount of ice-cold happiness.
Also — gentle reminder — if outside alcohol is brought onto the course and discovered, golfing privileges and/or memberships could be revoked for the remainder of the summer. And honestly? Nobody wants that. That’s sad movie energy. We’re trying to keep this a summer comedy.
Thanks for helping us keep the course fun, successful, and fully stocked with drinks you actually want to drink. ❤️⛳🍺