08/24/2026
Ranch Dressing Takes Down Pro Wrestler in Bizarre Backstage Blunder
Pro wrestling produces wild injuries, but Matt Cardona’s latest setback might take the cake—or the salad.
The former champion is sidelined with a torn triceps after an attempt to open a tightly capped dressing bottle went sideways. According to backstage sources, Jade Cargill sealed the container a bit too tightly, leaving Chelsea Green unable to open it. Cardona stepped up to save the day, but pride got the better of him. Rather than asking for help when the lid wouldn't budge, he powered through until his arm gave out.
Adding salt to the wound, Cardona still couldn't open the bottle, prompting Jordynne Grace to intervene. This backstage disaster follows a tough week where Cardona was humiliated by World Heavyweight Champion Gunther. To make matters worse, creative plans were allegedly in motion to bring back his iconic self-proclaimed Internet Title. Now, those plans are indefinitely on ice.