Punishers Paintball - LI NY

Punishers Paintball - LI NY Armored paintball team based out of Long Island, NY. We own and operate Mein Herrin the Paintball tank. we play hard and operate as a team.

Having fun and respecting other players is first and foremost. sponsored by Cousins paintball, and members of Punishers United, you can find us at most major events in the tri-state area.

05/13/2026

🚨 JUNE 7, 2026 🚨
GET READY FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST GAMES OF THE YEAR.

This isn’t just paintball… this is a FULL-SCALE BATTLE.

🔥 Scenario-based missions that actually matter
🏁 5-Flag Domination chaos across the entire field
💥 Non-stop action, strategy, and adrenaline

And yeah… you read that right…

🪖 YOU’RE RIDING IN THE TANK.

We’re turning this into an all-out experience — whether you’re storming objectives, defending territory, or rolling in heavy, every moment is going to hit.

🎁 PRIZE GIVEAWAYS
🎯 EPIC MISSIONS
👥 MASSIVE PLAYER TURNOUT
⚡ PURE CHAOS IN THE BEST WAY

This is the kind of event people talk about all season.
Don’t be the one hearing about it after.

Lock it in. Build your squad. Show up ready.

June 7, 2026 — It’s going to be a BLAST. 💥

MeinHerrin — the Punishers Paintball tank, owned and operated by Punishers Paintball (LI, NY), will be at Big Game and driving on-field during gameplay.

This is a next-level addition to the event and brings a huge immersive element to the battlefield experience. If you’re coming to Big Game, this is something you definitely want to see in action.

Check out Punishers Paintball LI and support what they’re building — it’s always pushing paintball events to the next level.

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The dust has settled… the radios crackle… and the Wasteland remembers who stood and who fell.To every survivor who journ...
04/14/2026

The dust has settled… the radios crackle… and the Wasteland remembers who stood and who fell.

To every survivor who journeyed from near and far—thank you for answering the call. You braved the ruins, spilled paint in the dirt, and carved your mark into the Wastes. This war was yours as much as ours.

A hardened salute to the commanders who led their factions through fire and fallout:
⚙️ Rob & Alyssa of the Raiders
🔒 Tokin Ronin & Dennis of the Vault Dwellers
🛡️ John of the Brotherhood of Steel

To Cousins Paintball—our stretch of scorched earth—thank you for giving us ground to fight, bleed, and conquer.

To our production staff—the unseen hands of the Wasteland—none of this would have existed without you. You built the world, kept it turning, and made the impossible happen.

Every faction fought like hell. But when the dust cleared… the Vault Dwellers rose above it all. Congratulations on a dominant victory and securing control of the Wasteland.

Brotherhood—steel may bend, but it never breaks. We know you’ll return reforged and ready for war.

And to our NPCs—the drifters, traders, and chaos-bringers—you gave life to the Wastes. It wouldn’t be the same without you.

But listen closely… this isn’t the end.

The Wasteland is restless. More battles are coming. More chances to rise, to fall, to become legend.

So stock your ammo, choose your allies… and stay ready.

Follow the Wasteland Wars page for future transmissions and updates, and don’t forget to complete the anonymous After Action Report so we can rebuild stronger for the battles ahead.
https://forms.gle/56KTJevuUEheUf1H7

WASTELAND WARS IS THIS WEEKEND.The sirens are blaring… the dust is rising… and the Wasteland is calling your name.☢️ Do ...
04/07/2026

WASTELAND WARS IS THIS WEEKEND.

The sirens are blaring… the dust is rising… and the Wasteland is calling your name.

☢️ Do you have what it takes to survive?
☢️ Will your faction dominate the Wasteland?
☢️ Or will you become just another forgotten relic buried beneath the dust?

⚠️ ATTENTION, VAULT DWELLERS ⚠️
After months of preparation, scavenging, and survival training, it’s finally time to step out of the Vault and into the chaos. Alliances will be forged. Betrayals will unfold. Legends will rise from the ashes.

⚙️ BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL — THIS IS YOUR CALL TO ARMS ⚙️
Ad Victoriam! Gather your ranks, secure the technology, and bring order back to the Wasteland. The future of humanity depends on your strength and discipline. Steel yourselves—victory must be earned.

💀 RAIDERS… WE KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE 💀
Sharpen your blades, fuel the chaos, and prepare to take whatever you can carry. No rules. No mercy. Only mayhem. The Wasteland rewards the bold—and the ruthless.

Gear up, check your rads, and stock your supplies—because once you enter the Wasteland… there’s no turning back.

🎟️ If you haven’t pre-registered yet, NOW is your last chance. Don’t miss out on exclusive perks and your shot at glory.

📍 See you in the Wasteland, survivors.

🎯 April 11th & 12th, 2026
🎯 Cousins Paintball 407 Edwards Ave, Calverton, NY

Pre-register at the below link:
https://adventures.redpodium.com/wasteland-wars-26

⚠️ VAULT-TEC BROADCAST ⚠️Attention, Wasteland survivors… a *legendary anomaly* has been detected in the system.For **Was...
03/19/2026

⚠️ VAULT-TEC BROADCAST ⚠️

Attention, Wasteland survivors… a *legendary anomaly* has been detected in the system.

For **Wasteland Wars: Reclamation Day**, one lucky (or doomed 👀) player will be randomly chosen to receive the **OMNI-PERK**.

💥 There is ONLY ONE.
💥 There is NO second chance.
💥 And once it’s assigned… the balance of power shifts.

The chosen wielder of the **Omni-Perk** will gain access to **ALL SEVEN S.P.E.C.I.A.L. PERKS**—unlocking abilities far beyond any standard wastelander. Strength. Perception. Endurance. Charisma. Intelligence. Agility. Luck. ALL MAXED. ALL YOURS.

You won’t just survive the wasteland…
You’ll *dominate it.*

But beware—power like this doesn’t go unnoticed. You won’t just be a player anymore…
You’ll be a target.

🎟️ **Pre-register now to secure your place in the wasteland**—this is one event you don’t want to miss.
Gather your squad, lock in your spot, and prepare for battle.

🎯 April 11th & 12th, 2026
🎯 Cousins Paintball 407 Edwards Ave, Calverton, NY
🎯 Wasteland Wars: Reclamation Day

Will YOU be the one chosen… or the one hunting them?

Pre-register at the below link:
https://adventures.redpodium.com/wasteland-wars-26

🌿🏛️ WELCOME TO THE WHITESPRING 🏛️🌿Survivors of the Wasteland, take note.In the chaos of battle and the struggle for domi...
02/24/2026

🌿🏛️ WELCOME TO THE WHITESPRING 🏛️🌿

Survivors of the Wasteland, take note.

In the chaos of battle and the struggle for dominance, there is one place where weapons are lowered and commerce reigns supreme — The Whitespring.

The Whitespring serves as the official neutral zone of the game. No fighting. No raiding. No ambushes. This is sacred ground where all factions — Brotherhood, Vault Dwellers, Raiders, and Wastelanders alike — may enter safely to conduct business.

💰 Got Caps?
Trade them.

🛠️ Need supplies?
Buy them.

🤝 Looking to negotiate?
Do it here.

All in-game vendors will be located inside The Whitespring, and all commerce must be conducted within this protected area. If you’re looking to exchange your hard-earned caps for useful items, upgrades, or strategic advantages, this is the only place to do it.

Remember:
The battlefield is for war.
The Whitespring is for opportunity.

Choose wisely how you spend your caps… they may be the difference between survival and becoming another relic of the Wasteland.

See you at The Whitespring. 💵⚙️

⚠️ WASTELAND NOTICE ⚠️
All survivors planning to remain in the field for the overnight operation and camping MUST pre-register in advance.
Secure your claim and register at the link below:

https://www.cousinsadventureparks.com/special-events -91508e87-2dd3-4e7d-90e8-faf00c9d2266-event-67674f69-1218-4617-b315-e88565bd5cd9

Cousins Paintball
Samuel Allen Scott
John Lake
Rob Firefly Rivera
Alyssa Hartmayer
Tokin Ronin

By order of the Codex, let it be known:Command of the Brotherhood of Steel detachment at Wasteland Wars, April 11th and ...
02/15/2026

By order of the Codex, let it be known:

Command of the Brotherhood of Steel detachment at Wasteland Wars, April 11th and 12th 2026, falls to General Sam, known as Elder Bear, a veteran forged in over two decades of relentless battlefield engagement. engagement. Like the knights of old who first donned power armor beneath the banner of the Brotherhood, Elder Bear believes that discipline is survival and superiority is earned through steel and strategy. His time serving on the German Army command staff at ION tempered his tactical mind — teaching him that technology, when guided by order and doctrine, becomes an unstoppable force.

At his side stands XO John, the unwavering sentinel of the chain of command. Where chaos threatens to fracture the line, John reinforces it. Where the advance slows, he drives it forward. Calm, calculating, and steadfast in Brotherhood doctrine, he ensures every initiate, knight, and paladin moves as one unified machine — efficient, lethal, and unbreakable.

Together, Bear and John embody the Brotherhood’s creed: preserve technology, enforce order, and bring the wasteland to heel. Their detachment marches not as scattered survivors, but as a steel-clad war machine — disciplined, coordinated, and destined for victory.

Ad Victoriam.

Register at the link:

https://www.cousinsadventureparks.com/special-events -91508e87-2dd3-4e7d-90e8-faf00c9d2266-event-67674f69-1218-4617-b315-e88565bd5cd9

Cousins Paintball
Samuel Allen Scott
John Lake

Attention, valued citizens! The following briefing has been officially approved by Vault-Tec and will proudly introduce ...
02/15/2026

Attention, valued citizens! The following briefing has been officially approved by Vault-Tec and will proudly introduce the Vault Dwellers’ General and Executive Officer as they prepare to lead with courage and compliance at Wasteland Wars, April 11th and 12th, 2026, a field exercise designed to demonstrate the superiority of proper vault upbringing.

Raised beneath the reassuring hum of fusion generators and the unyielding embrace of reinforced steel, General of the Vault Dwellers, Overseer Tokin Ronin stands as a model citizen of Vault-Tec excellence. While lesser minds trembled at tales of the wasteland, Overseer Ronin studied it with disciplined curiosity — recognizing it not as chaos, but as an advanced training environment.

“The vault preserves us,” he often reminds his dwellers, “but the wasteland refines us.”

A decorated veteran of numerous paintball campaigns, the Overseer has devoted years to perfecting tactical coordination, strategic positioning, and calibrated aggression protocols. Calm under pressure and unwavering in command, he leads with structure, loyalty, and an unshakeable belief that every Vault Dweller is capable of extraordinary performance when properly motivated.

Where Overseer Ronin provides vision and doctrine, XO Dennis delivers flawless ex*****on.

Conditioned within the narrow corridors of our vault and sharpened through extensive field engagements, Vault Security Officer Dennis is the steady pulse behind every successful maneuver. He verifies every angle, reinforces every line, and ensures operational cohesion at all times. When morale fluctuates, his voice restores order. When pressure mounts, his resolve stabilizes the squad.

A seasoned competitor with years of tactical experience, XO Dennis thrives in structured intensity. Precise, composed, and fiercely loyal, he ensures that when the General issues a directive, it is carried out with Vault-Tec efficiency and measurable success.

As Wasteland Wars approaches, Overseer Ronin and XO Dennis stand fully prepared to secure objectives, maintain formation integrity, and demonstrate the undeniable advantage of vault-raised leadership.

With discipline in their ranks and purpose in their stride, they march into the dust and fire — determined to outlast every raider, outmaneuver every member of the Brotherhood, and return through the vault doors with victory properly documented and proudly displayed.

Vault-Tec reminds you: Confidence is mandatory. Victory is probable.

Register at the link:

https://www.cousinsadventureparks.com/special-events -91508e87-2dd3-4e7d-90e8-faf00c9d2266-event-67674f69-1218-4617-b315-e88565bd5cd9

Cousins Paintball

As the wasteland stirs ahead of Wasteland Wars, April 11th–12th, 2026, new leaders rise to command the Raider forces. Fo...
02/15/2026

As the wasteland stirs ahead of Wasteland Wars, April 11th–12th, 2026, new leaders rise to command the Raider forces. Forged in chaos and hardened by the fight, these survivors stand ready to lead their crew into whatever the wastes demand. The following transmissions introduce the Raider General and XO.

Rob, known in the wasteland as Firefly, is the Raider General spoken of in half-whispers and nervous laughter. A hardened survivor and leader, he’s built his reputation on chaos, conquest, and leaving nothing but empty hoppers in his wake.

They say he eats giants and walks away richer for it. They say he can’t be stopped. Around the fire, the Raiders don’t question the stories.

After all… all the rumors are true.

Alyssa, known across the field as SpeedRacer, runs with the M-80 Crew and has survived four years in the painted wasteland. Stepping into the XO role for the first time, she’s ready to learn fast, hold the line, and sling paint when duty calls. Small in stature but impossible to ignore, her voice cuts through the chaos like a warning siren.

The field is her escape, her proving ground, and her chosen family. She fights not just for today, but for the day her son is old enough to join her in the wasteland and run with the crew she proudly calls home. She stands ready to serve, adapt, and help her crew survive whatever the wasteland throws their way.

Register at the link:

https://www.cousinsadventureparks.com/special-events -91508e87-2dd3-4e7d-90e8-faf00c9d2266-event-67674f69-1218-4617-b315-e88565bd5cd9

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