08/14/2026
🐾 TRACKING TRUTHS: THE HAZARDS NOBODY PUTS IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION 🐾
You think tracking a wounded deer is just you, your dog, and the woods?
😂 HAHA. Nope.
Sometimes the deer isn’t the thing trying to ruin your day.
🔥 Hornets/Wasps/Bees:
Your dog gets nailed on a track? Get them out of the area and watch closely for swelling, hives, vomiting, weakness, trouble breathing, or collapse. Multiple stings or a sting in the mouth/throat can become an emergency FAST. Know where your emergency vet is BEFORE you need them.
And yes… sometimes the tracker gets stung too.
Especially in the butt. 🍑🐝
Ask us how we know. 😂
Dog: Benadryl
You: Zyrtec
🐍 SNAKE BITES:
Don’t play cowboy. Get your dog away from the snake, keep them calm and moving as little as practical, and get to a veterinarian ASAP. Do NOT cut the bite, suck out venom, or apply a tourniquet. If it can be done safely, remember what the snake looked like—but don’t risk another bite trying to catch it.
🦌 DEER GORES:
That wounded deer can still fight. A dog getting kicked, stomped, or gored can have injuries that aren’t obvious immediately. Check your dog thoroughly after an encounter and have significant wounds, bleeding, breathing problems, weakness, or suspected internal injuries evaluated by a vet.
🌿 POISON IVY:
Congratulations. You followed the dog through it. Now you’re itchy for the next two weeks. 😂
Wash exposed skin and clothing promptly, avoid scratching, and use appropriate OTC treatments for itching. If you develop severe swelling, facial involvement, trouble breathing, or a serious reaction, seek medical care.
🕷️ TICKS:
Your dog isn’t the only one picking up hitchhikers. Check yourself and your dog after every track. A quality permethrin-treated clothing strategy can be a huge help—just remember permethrin products intended for clothing should never be applied directly to your dog.
🪳 CHIGGERS:
Tiny. Miserable. Absolutely committed to ruining your ankles and your life. 😂
Shower after being in the woods, wash clothing, and use appropriate anti-itch treatment if you get bitten.
🦟 MOSQUITOES • GNATS • SPIDER WEBS:
There is no real defense.
You will eat them.
You will wear spider webs.
You will eventually walk face-first into something you swear wasn’t there five seconds ago.
You’re a tracker. This is the job. 😂🐾
🚨 AND HERE’S THE ONE THING EVERY TRACKER SHOULD HAVE: AN EMERGENCY CARD.
Keep one in your tracking bag, vehicle, or on you with:
📞 Emergency contacts
🐕 Your veterinarian’s information
🏥 Nearby emergency veterinary clinics
👤 Someone who knows where you’re tracking
💊 Important information about your dog that a vet may need
Because when something goes wrong, you don’t want to be searching Google with one hand while holding a bleeding dog with the other.
The woods are unpredictable.
The deer are unpredictable.
The weather is unpredictable.
And apparently… hornets have a personal vendetta against trackers’ butts. 😂🐝🍑
TRACK SMART. CARRY THE BASICS. KNOW YOUR EMERGENCY PLAN.
Because the goal is to bring the deer home…
AND bring the tracking team home too. 🐾❤️