Cock Patrol

Cock Patrol Built by upland degenerates. For upland degenerates. Bad day to be a c**k
👇Limited apparel proven to help you miss less👇

06/18/2026

How it all began

If any of these hit a little too close to home… just know your buddies were thinking it first. We’re just here doing our...
06/16/2026

If any of these hit a little too close to home… just know your buddies were thinking it first.

We’re just here doing our job.

06/11/2026

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06/11/2026

It’s not only good, it’s Grrrrrreat! -Tony the Tiger

Not everyone is cut out for C**k Patrol.Some people are disappointments.Some people are legends.Most are both.America’s ...
06/11/2026

Not everyone is cut out for C**k Patrol.

Some people are disappointments.

Some people are legends.

Most are both.

America’s Best Bad Influence available for order this afternoon.

Featuring a full-color leather patch on a classic two-tone rope hat.

06/10/2026

Every. Single. Penny

Your buddy told us to call you out, and we’re nothing if not committed to community outreach.
06/10/2026

Your buddy told us to call you out, and we’re nothing if not committed to community outreach.

Every bluegill in a 5-mile radius just unfollowed us
06/09/2026

Every bluegill in a 5-mile radius just unfollowed us

We started by roasting bird hunters.Now we’re expanding operations.If your fish finder has found everything except fish,...
06/05/2026

We started by roasting bird hunters.

Now we’re expanding operations.

If your fish finder has found everything except fish, your crappie limit is mostly optimism, and the salmon fought harder than your marriage…

This post is about you.

Respectfully.

We’re C**k Patrol and we proudly stand behind your bad decisions, questionable spending habits, and whatever happened la...
05/22/2026

We’re C**k Patrol and we proudly stand behind your bad decisions, questionable spending habits, and whatever happened last weekend.

Memorial Day Sale is live now

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