09/15/2014
Secrets to success in the horse industry:
DO NOT under any circumstances list the price of your magikal 2 year old jumper champion (AT EVERY SHOW LIKE EVER GUYZ!!), just keep telling people to message you. Every time anyone comments...
Make sure you post the blurriest, most awkward angled, poorly groomed, and worst set up confirmation and action shots of said magikal 2 year old jumper champion (DID I MENTION AT TOTALLY EVERY SHOW EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MAN?!?!?!)
Make sure you have no video available, if you happen to have accidentally taken a video, please make sure the worst rider in the barn is desperately clinging to the horse without a helmet, and please limit the video to only 10 seconds of the horse running hell bent for leather to a single jump set up with some concrete blocks.
Lastly, make sure you beg for people to fund your horse shows and lessons for you on gofundme.com, instead of you know, working and saving your own money. Cause you know, you and MagiKal 2yo jumper champion are totally a shoe in for the Olympics someday.