Fran Bax Bowler Extraordinaire

Fran Bax Bowler Extraordinaire Fran Bax, a USBC Silver Certified Coach provides bowling lessons to bowlers in Western New York. The record remained unbroken until 1999.

Fran is an inductee of several local bowling association halls of fame and the New York State USBC Hall of Fame for his bowling accomplishments. Fran Bax is a prominent bowler and a native of Niagara Falls, NY, renowned throughout Western New York since the 1970s. Rising as a star in the early 1970s, Fran soon became a powerful figure in the Niagara Frontier's bowling scene. With numerous accolade

s, he is a member of various bowling Halls of Fame and has secured local, state, regional, and national titles. His vibrant style in competition has made him one of the most captivating players in Western New York's bowling history. One of Fran’s significant achievements was scoring the highest three-game series at the USBC Open Championships Tournament held in Niagara Falls in 1983, an 833 series that helped his team, Niagara Frontier Bowling Supply, win the team event title and finish second in the individual All-Events. Over his career, Fran consistently performed at the top in the USBC Open Championships Tournament, even securing six New York State USBC Bowling Association Championship titles. Fran's scoring prowess is evident with 69 perfect 300 games, 25 nearly perfect 299 games, and 43 series of 800 or above. His career-high is an 848 series achieved in 1995. Fran's TV appearances include winning the 1989 Lunch Box Classic and was frequently featured on Buffalo’s WIVB Channel 4’s Beat the Champ TV show and Empire Sports Network's Tops TV Bowling Challenge. He is also the first USBC member to achieve 100 consecutive 600 series in a single league. Previously affiliated with the Professional Bowlers Association, Fran was active on both national and regional circuits. In addition to competing, Fran has dedicated time to sharing his expertise, serving as a USBC Silver Level Coach, and offering training sessions. He has also contributed as a bowling columnist and consults with local bowling centers on various aspects, from customer relationships to equipment sales. Fran’s illustrious bowling career earned him induction into the Niagara Falls USBC Association Hall of Fame in 1992, the New York State USBC Association Hall of Fame in 2003, the Greater Buffalo USBC Association Hall of Fame in 2004, the Tonawandas USBC Association Hall of Fame in 2010, and the Niagara Falls Sports Hall of Fame in 2014. Outside of bowling, Fran is an academic achiever with a bachelor’s degree from Buffalo State University and a master’s degree from the Canisius University of Buffalo. He often speaks at events, sharing his journey and inspiring others. A committed volunteer, he has also organized bowling events to raise funds for breast cancer research. Fran, a Niagara Falls native, is happily married to his high school sweetheart, the former Patricia Obusek.

10/16/2024

Don’t ever call me lucky - I failed more times than you tried (thanks Dawn Kleinspehn!)

This is utter BS.Storm resin bowling balls are scented because urethane resin and veneers that make up the covers of the...
03/24/2024

This is utter BS.

Storm resin bowling balls are scented because urethane resin and veneers that make up the covers of these bowling balls come from just what I said...urethane.

What's the source of urethane? According to PubChem, Urethane is a colorless and odorless crystalline compound that emits toxic fumes of nitrogen oxides when heated to decomposition. Urethane is mainly used in the production of amino resins, but is also used in the manufacture of pesticides, fumigants, cosmetics and pharmaceuticals. Exposure to urethane can affect the central nervous system, liver and can cause bone marrow suppression. Urethane is reasonably anticipated to be a human carcinogen.

So where does these amino resins come from?

The root word for urethane is "URINE"

In other words, those toxic fumes are actually cow p**s.

None of us want to smell cow p**s, so the fragrances in Storm bowling balls is a necessary thing.

So bowling balls are basically made from p**s so you can bowl like s**t.

Last I heard from a friend of a friend that owns a local dairy farm, cow p**s will never be in short supply. So why are urethane and resin performance balls so freaking expensive when cow p**s is in plentiful supply?

PROFIT!

You basically pay big bucks for a bowling ball that has a short shelf life, and after a lot of bowling lane oil gets sucked up into the bowling ball cover (resin veneers do that) and the core of the bowling balls settle either by the added weight of the oil or gravity, the balls crack since these veneers are brittle and are sensitive to the heavier oil content and gravity settling the weight block core when the ball isn't used for a period of time.

Which means you have to replace these bowling balls quite often. As expensive as performance bowling balls that are made from cow p**s, they're extremely disposable!

Meanwhile, I made my mark in the sport of bowling using plastic bowling balls made in the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s. Plastic doesn't leave the same footprint on the lane as today's resin veneers as the modern bowling balls are much stronger and more unstable than balls manufactured back in the day. Very early urethane and resin veneer bowling balls were OK for me and I just about made a living bowling with them as a weekend warrior through graduate school and a few years after that. Because those balls were more stable and predictable and bowling lanes were oiled and regulated more stringently than they are today.

Take this p**s mix and wrap it around a core that takes up more than half of the bowling ball's gross weight, roll it on a bowling lane in which most bowling centers have to cheat to make the lanes easier for today's bowlers, and even Helen Keller can compete heads up against the best bowlers on the planet.

You don't want to be the PSO in the pro shop having to resurface these bowling balls after they've been used for so many games.

Like I said, Urethane comes from p**s. You don't want to be the customer in the pro shop an hour or so after a urethane bowling ball made by another bowling ball manufacturer has been resurfaced or sanded down with wet sandpaper or an abralon pad.

Unless you happen to like the smell of cow p**s.

Which is the REAL reason fragrances exist in Storm bowling balls.

So whoever was stupid enough to write this up needs to go back to school and retake their chemistry and biology classes.

At least they were almost brilliant enough to note there's no scientific proof that fragrances in Storm bowling balls have any
impact on scoring or performance.

(By the way I'm still waiting for Storm to come out with a bowling ball that smells like s**t and skunk p**s)

WRITER'S NOTE: My masters degree is in Counseling Education and Supervision from a Jesuit college. I do not have any background in chemistry or related sciences whatsoever. I barely passed a biology class in high school...

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Hey friends, I just started up this page to promote my bowling lesson gig, which I'm hoping to get back online once this...
04/16/2020

Hey friends, I just started up this page to promote my bowling lesson gig, which I'm hoping to get back online once this COVID-19 crud goes bye-bye. I'm also looking at the possibility of starting a weekly live video about bowling and bowlers in the Western New York area, which of course, I've been getting into some practice for as I'm also considering an internet podcast down the road. Figuring that I'm a few years away from retirement, I might as well start planning my time to explore being occupied while I have the time and resources now...if anyone has some suggestions or input (positive and constructive input only please; you bash, I zap) into the development of this little bit of a project, please run them this way. And if anybody in the bowling business wants to push their wares onto my page and website, I'm open, and I would prefer to be compensated on the barter system rather than accept cash. Thanks!

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