Drop and Drift Kayak And Canoe Rentals

Drop and Drift Kayak And Canoe Rentals Drop And Drift Kayak And Canoe Rentals, owned by Taija Newman and Shane Harris, offers fun, affordable kayaking adventures for all ages.

Explore the water, relax, and make lasting memories with quality rentals and friendly service. 🛶🌊

🍂🛶 THE END OF SUMMER IS COMING… BUT WE’RE NOT THERE YET! 🛶🍂We’re still enjoying every minute of paddling season, but we ...
08/20/2026

🍂🛶 THE END OF SUMMER IS COMING… BUT WE’RE NOT THERE YET! 🛶🍂

We’re still enjoying every minute of paddling season, but we wanted to give everyone a little heads-up that our 2026 kayak season will eventually be coming to an end. ❤️

If you’ve been thinking about getting out on the water one more time, DON’T WAIT! 🌊☀️

There are still plenty of beautiful days ahead to grab your friends, family, or that special someone and DROP IN & DRIFT WITH US! 🛶

📅 Season closing date will be announced later.

So keep watching the page, get those reservations in, and make the most of the rest of summer! ☀️🌊

Because before we know it, the kayaks will be cleaned up, put away, and waiting for another amazing season. 🍂❤️

THANK YOU for making 2026 such an incredible first year for Drop & Drift! 🥰

🛶 Book your end-of-summer adventure while you still can!

08/19/2026

☀️🛶 DON’T LET SUMMER END WITHOUT ONE LAST ADVENTURE! 🛶☀️

The end of summer is coming, and there’s still time to GET YOUR KAYAK RENTALS IN! 🌊🔥

Whether you’re looking for a relaxing float, a fun day with the family, or one last summer adventure with friends—Drop & Drift Kayak & Canoe Rentals has you covered! 💦

🛶 Single Kayaks
🛶 Tandem Kayaks
🛶 Children’s Kayaks
🚣 Canoes
📍 Pick-up & drop-off available
📱 Message us to reserve your date!

Labor Day weekend is September 5–7, so don’t wait until the last minute! ☀️🌊

Summer won’t last forever… but your memories will! ❤️

📲 GET YOUR END-OF-SUMMER RENTAL BOOKED TODAY!

08/14/2026

🚨⭐️ DROP AND DRIFT CUSTOMER REVIEWS WE HOPE WE NEVER RECEIVE ⭐️🚨

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Great kayaks. Beautiful river. My wife and I are no longer speaking.”

🛶 Tandem kayak strikes again. 💀😂



⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Everything was perfect, but a goose looked at me aggressively.”

Sir…

We’ll speak to management. 🪿😭🤣



⭐️⭐️⭐️
“They gave me a paddle, but nobody explained I actually had to USE it.”

😐

We apologize for the inconvenience. 💀😂



⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“10/10 experience. Tipped twice. Lost a snack. Cried once. Would absolutely go again.”

✨ Our ideal customer. ✨😂🛶



⭐️
“Taija used 17 emojis when confirming my reservation.”

💙🛶🌊☀️💦😂✨🥰😎🙌🤪🦺📱🚣‍♀️💙🛶🌊

I’m sorry.

That was unprofessional.

💙🛶😂



⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Asked Shane a question. He said ‘Yep.’ Still not sure what I asked.”

Honestly…

Neither is Shane. 💀🤣



⭐️⭐️
“The kayak kept going left.”

Have you tried…

Paddling on the other side? 👀😭😂



⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“My friend said ‘WATCH THIS’ and now we have a story we’re legally advised not to discuss.”

We saw nothing.

🤐🛶💀



⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Owner kept taking pictures for Facebook.”

📸 Excuse me.

It’s called CONTENT. 😂💀

THE PEOPLE NEED CONTENT.



⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Went kayaking to relax. My children asked for 37 snacks and someone peed in the river.”

✨ Family memories. ✨🥹😂



⭐️
“They said paddles were included. Mine did not paddle itself.”

We are currently working with engineering. 🫡💀🤣



⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Shane and Taija were ‘discussing business’ when we arrived.”

WE WERE NOT ARGUING.

😐

Shane was wrong.

There’s a difference. 😂💀



⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Would rent again. Mostly because I want to see if Shane ever says more than three words.”

🚨 Challenge accepted. 🚨

Current record:

“Where’s the other strap?”

Five words. 🏆😭🤣



💙 All jokes aside…

We hope the REAL reviews say you laughed too hard, made amazing memories, and can’t wait to get back on the water. 🛶🌊

At Drop And Drift Kayak and Canoe Rentals, the kayaks are real…

The chaos is free. 😂💀

📲 Message us to reserve your next adventure!

🌊 DROP IN. DRIFT AWAY. PLEASE LEAVE FIVE STARS. ⭐️🛶🤣

08/13/2026

🚨🛶 TAIJA’S HONEST REVIEW OF OWNING A BUSINESS WITH SHANE 🚨

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Would I recommend?

Yes.

Would I recommend developing patience first?

ALSO YES. 😭💀😂

Hi. Taija here. 👋

I saw Shane’s little “honest review.”

Cute.

MY TURN. 😌😂

Owning Drop And Drift Kayak and Canoe Rentals with Shane is basically me saying:

👩 “Okay… I have an idea!”

And Shane saying:

👨 “How much is it gonna cost?”

SIR.

Why are we immediately bringing negativity and financial responsibility into my creative process?! 😭💀🤣

📱 A CUSTOMER MESSAGES US:

Me: “Hiiii!! 😊💙🛶 We would absolutely LOVE to get you out on the water! What date are you looking at?! 🌊☀️”

Shane:

“Yep.”

😐

THE PERSONALITY IS OVERWHELMING. 💀😂

Then I ask Shane a simple question.

👩 “Hey, what do you think about this?”

👨 “I don’t care.”

Okay…

Option A or B?

“Either.”

Blue or teal?

“Looks fine.”

Should we run a special?

“Sure.”

😭😭😭

SIR.

I AM TRYING TO HOLD A BOARD MEETING.

PLEASE PARTICIPATE. 💀🤣

🛶 Then comes loading the kayaks.

Shane has “a system.”

Do I understand the system?

No.

Am I allowed to touch the system?

Also no. 😂

I’ll move ONE strap and suddenly…

👨 “Why did you move that?”

Because I was HELPING.

👨 “Don’t.”

😐

Fine.

I’ll go make a Facebook post. 💀📱🤣

📸 Speaking of Facebook…

Getting a picture of Shane for the business page is like photographing Bigfoot.

Rare.

Blurry.

And he’s actively trying to escape. 😭😂

“Shane, smile!”

😐

“Shane… a REAL smile.”

😐

“Pretend you like me!”

🙂

THERE IT IS. 📸💀🤣

🌧️ Then I check the weather.

Radar.

Hourly forecast.

Wind speed.

Chance of rain.

River conditions.

Three different weather apps.

I give Shane my 12-minute weather analysis.

He walks outside…

👨 “Looks fine.”

WHY DO I EVEN HAVE A PHONE?! 😭💀😂

But honestly… 💙

Shane is the one who loads the kayaks.

Hauls the trailer.

Fixes the things I accidentally volunteer him to fix. 😂

Listens to approximately 37 new business ideas before breakfast.

And somehow always says:

“We’ll figure it out.”

And he does. 💙

My chaos.

His calm.

My 937 emojis.

His “Yep.”

My “HEAR ME OUT.”

His immediate concern for our bank account. 💀🤣

Somehow…

✨ WE MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM. ✨

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Five stars.

Would start a business with him again.

Would also appreciate more than a one-word response in our next board meeting.

😂💀🛶

— Taija 💙

🌊 DROP IN. DRIFT AWAY. SHANE SAID “WHATEVER.” 🛶🤣

08/12/2026

🚨🛶 SHANE’S HONEST REVIEW OF OWNING A BUSINESS WITH TAIJA 🚨

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Would I recommend?

Still deciding. 😂💀

Hi. Shane here.

Taija doesn’t know I’m posting this.

So if this disappears… you know what happened. 🫡🤣

Owning Drop And Drift Kayak and Canoe Rentals with Taija is an experience.

Every morning starts the same way:

👩 “Okay… hear me out.”

🚨 I would like everyone to know that NOTHING cheap or simple has ever followed those four words. 🚨💀

Yesterday it was a giveaway.

Today it’s a promotion.

Tomorrow we’ll probably own 47 more kayaks and a helicopter.

I don’t know.

I’ve stopped asking. 😐😂

📱 She makes Facebook posts CONSTANTLY.

I’ll look over and she’s typing.

“What are you doing?”

“Marketing.”

Five minutes later…

Still typing.

“Another post?”

“Engagement.”

I don’t know who Engagement is, but apparently they require 14 posts a day. 💀🤣

Then a customer messages us.

Taija responds:

💙🛶🌊☀️😊✨💦🥰

I respond:

“Yep.”

Apparently MY customer service skills are “a work in progress.” 🙄😂

Then comes loading the kayaks.

I have a system.

A good system.

A system that works.

Taija walks outside…

👩 “What if we did it this way?”

😐

No.

💀🤣

And don’t even get me started on pictures.

I’ll be sweating.

Carrying kayaks.

Strapping down the trailer.

Trying to work.

📸 “SHANE! LOOK AT ME!”

No.

📸 “SMILE!”

No.

📸 “IT’S FOR FACEBOOK!”

Of course it is. 😭😂

But honestly…

She works her butt off.

She answers the messages.

She plans the promotions.

She keeps coming up with ideas.

She gets excited about every booking like it’s our first one. 💙

And somehow her chaos and my “we’ll figure it out” attitude built something pretty cool together. 🛶🌊

So yeah…

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Five stars.

Would start a business with her again.

Just maybe with fewer Facebook posts.

👩 Taija: Absolutely not.

💀🤣

— Shane

🌊 DROP IN. DRIFT AWAY. PLEASE DON’T TELL TAIJA I POSTED THIS. 🛶😂

08/12/2026

🚨 WE’VE BEEN QUIET… BUT WE’RE STILL DRIFTING! 🚨🌊🛶

It’s been a little while since we’ve posted, so we wanted to pop back on and say THANK YOU to everyone who continues to support Drop And Drift Kayak & Canoe Rentals! 💙

Summer isn’t over yet, and there’s still plenty of time to get out on the water! ☀️🌊 Whether you’re looking for a relaxing float, a fun family day, or an adventure with friends, we’ve got you covered!

🛶 Canoes – $35
🛶 Tandem Kayaks – $35
🛶 Single Kayaks – $25
🛶 Children’s Kayaks – $15

✅ Paddles included
✅ Life jackets included
✅ Waterproof phone carriers available
✅ Pick-up & drop-off options available

📍 Serving Coldwater, MI & surrounding rivers

Don’t let summer pass you by without getting out there! 🌊💦

📲 Message us to book your next adventure!

Drop it. Paddle it. Drift it. 💙

08/08/2026

🚨🛶 THINGS SHANE SAYS VS. THINGS TAIJA SAYS WHILE RUNNING DROP AND DRIFT 🚨😂

Same business.

Same kayaks.

VERY different management styles. 💀🤣

📲 CUSTOMER SENDS “HI, IS THIS AVAILABLE?”

👩 Taija: “Hiiii! 😊💙 Yes!! We would LOVE to help you plan your kayak trip! 🛶🌊 What date were you thinking?! ☀️”

👨 Shane: “Yes.”

😭💀

🛶 LOADING KAYAKS:

👩 Taija: “Wait… I have an idea.”

👨 Shane: “No.”

👩 Taija: “You didn’t even hear it!”

👨 Shane: “I know.”

😂💀😂

📱 TAIJA AT 11:52 PM:

👩 “Okay… I made another Facebook post.”

👨 Shane: “Why?”

👩 “Marketing.”

👨 “You posted six times today.”

👩 “✨Consistency✨”

💀🤣

🛶 CUSTOMER ASKS IF THEY’LL TIP:

👩 Taija: “You’ll be totally fine! Just relax and have fun! 💙😊”

👨 Shane: “Depends.”

😭😂 SIR.

🌧️ WEATHER FORECAST CHANGES:

👩 Taija: “Okay, so I checked three weather apps, the radar, hourly forecast, wind speed and cloud movement—”

👨 Shane: looks outside

“It’s fine.”

💀🤣

🛶 SOMETHING BREAKS:

👩 Taija: “OH MY GOD. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! 😳”

👨 Shane: “Fix it.”

👩 Taija: “HOW?!”

👨 Shane: “I’ll figure it out.”

And somehow…

HE DOES. 😐😂

📸 TAIJA:

“WAIT! DON’T MOVE! I NEED A PICTURE FOR FACEBOOK!” 📸😂

👨 Shane:

😐 “Again?”

YES, SHANE.

THE PEOPLE NEED CONTENT. 💀🤣

🛶 SHANE AFTER LOADING 20 KAYAKS:

“I’m tired.”

👩 Taija:

“Okay but I just thought of a summer giveaway…”

👨 Shane: 👁️👄👁️

😂😂😂

💙 BUT HONESTLY…

Taija brings the ideas, the posts, the messages, and approximately 937 emojis. 😂💙

Shane brings the muscle, the trailer skills, the fixing abilities, and the patience to listen to Taija say “Okay, hear me out…” 47 times a day. 💀🤣

Somehow…

✨ IT WORKS. ✨

Together we’re Drop And Drift Kayak and Canoe Rentals. 🛶💙🌊

👇 WHO DO YOU RELATE TO MORE — SHANE OR TAIJA?! 😂

🌊 DROP IN. DRIFT AWAY. TAIJA HAS ANOTHER IDEA. 🛶💀🤣

08/07/2026

🚨🛶 SHANE VS. TAIJA: KAYAK RENTAL OWNER EDITION 🚨😂

Owning Drop And Drift Kayak and Canoe Rentals together means teamwork. 💙

Communication. 🤝

Patience. 😇

…and occasionally looking at each other like:

👁️👄👁️ “Are you serious right now?” 😂💀

🛶 CUSTOMER MESSAGES US:

👩 Taija: “OMG yay!! Let me send you ALL the information! 💙🛶🌊😊”

👨 Shane: “Kayaks available.”

😭😂

🛶 CUSTOMER ASKS 47 QUESTIONS:

👩 Taija: answers every question, sends prices, explains the process, adds emojis and tells them to have an amazing day 💙😂

👨 Shane: “Yep.”

💀🤣

🛶 LOADING 20 KAYAKS:

👨 Shane: “I have a system.”

👩 Taija: “I have an idea.”

👨 Shane: 😐

🚨 These are two VERY different sentences. 🚨😂

🛶 SOMEONE SAYS “WE PROBABLY WON’T TIP”:

👩 Taija: “You’ll do great! 😊💙”

👨 Shane: 👀

😭💀🤣

🛶 CUSTOMER COMES BACK SOAKING WET:

👩 Taija: “OMG! ARE YOU OKAY?! 😳”

👨 Shane: “Tipped?”

😂😂😂

🛶 BUSINESS IDEA AT 11:47 PM:

👩 Taija: “SHANE! I HAVE THE BEST IDEA!”

👨 Shane: “Go to sleep.”

👩 Taija: “Okay but hear me out…”

💀🤣

🛶 TAIJA MAKES ANOTHER FACEBOOK POST:

👨 Shane: “Didn’t you just post?”

👩 Taija: “That was 37 minutes ago.”

📱😂

🛶 AT THE END OF THE DAY:

👩 Taija: Marketing. Messages. Ideas. Chaos. 💙😂

👨 Shane: Loading. Hauling. Fixing. Questioning how he got here. 💀🛶

Together?

✨ WE’RE DROP AND DRIFT. ✨

Two completely different personalities.

One business.

A whole lot of kayaks.

And somehow… it works. 😂💙🛶

👇 WHO ARE YOU MORE LIKE — SHANE OR TAIJA?!

📲 Message TAIJA if you want 14 emojis and your entire trip planned. 😂💙

📲 Message SHANE if you want the answer in 3 words or less. 💀🤣

🌊 DROP IN. DRIFT AWAY. SHANE SAID “YEP.” 🛶😂

08/07/2026

👀🛶 THINGS KAYAK RENTAL OWNERS NOTICE… BUT DON’T SAY. 😂

As the owners of Drop And Drift Kayak and Canoe Rentals, Shane and I see things. 👀

We notice things.

We just smile and hand you a paddle. 😂

👀 When one person shows up with a cooler, 4 bags, 3 towels, a speaker, and enough snacks to survive the apocalypse…

Ma’am. You’re kayaking. Not relocating. 😭😂

👀 When a couple chooses a tandem kayak and says…

🥰 “We’re really good at communicating.”

Shane and I: 👁️👄👁️

Okay. 😂💀

👀 When someone looks at the life jacket and says…

😎 “I’m a really good swimmer.”

Cool.

The river did not ask for your résumé. Put it on. 😭🤣

👀 When the ONE chaotic friend arrives and the entire group immediately says…

🚨 “DON’T GIVE HER ANY IDEAS.”

Oh.

So THAT’S the problem child. 😂💀

👀 When Dad starts examining the kayak like he’s about to perform a 47-point safety inspection…

Sir.

It’s a kayak.

Please get in. 😭🛶😂

👀 When Mom arrives looking stressed and says…

😐 “I just need a day away.”

We don’t ask questions.

🛶 Here’s your kayak, queen. Go heal. 😂👑

👀 When someone says…

“We’re probably gonna be late bringing these back.”

And they haven’t even LEFT yet. 😭💀

👀 When the group asks…

“Has anyone ever tipped one of these?”

We already know who is tipping. 👀😂

👀 And our personal favorite…

When someone gets back soaking wet and immediately says:

😐 “Don’t ask.”

We weren’t going to.

But now we REALLY want to. 💀🤣

At Drop And Drift Kayak and Canoe Rentals, we don’t judge.

😂 We observe.

🛶 We provide paddles.

🤐 And we mind our business.

Mostly. 👀🤣

👇 WHAT DO YOU THINK KAYAK RENTAL OWNERS NOTICE FIRST?!

📲 Message us to reserve your kayaks or canoe!

🌊 DROP IN. DRIFT AWAY. WE SAW NOTHING. 🛶😂

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190 Oak Drive
Bronson, MI
49028

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+15176777231

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