09/05/2026
An entire offseason of talking, arguing, and pretending to care about recruiting rankings comes down to this: college football is BACK, and opening Saturday deserves a proper home.
Southern Lanes is that home. Every game on the screens, from the noon kickoffs to the late-night West Coast weirdness, cold b**r at the bar, and open lanes for bowling a few frames between possessions. Cheer the Toppers, the Cats, the Cards, whoever owns your Saturday, then roll a strike to celebrate the touchdowns and a spare to cope with the rest. B**r, bowling, and football: the triple threat returns.
The greatest sports season of the year starts this weekend. Claim your lane and your barstool early.
Welcome back, Saturdays.