06/13/2026
Become an entrepreneur, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Nobody told me I'd spend half my day questioning every life choice while trying to record a 15-second video.
"Act natural."
Suddenly I forget how to stand. Where do my hands go? Why am I making eye contact with myself?
Did I just forget my own name? One minute I'm a yoga instructor helping people find inner peace. The next I'm doing 27 takes of the same video because I blinked weird. Entrepreneurship is basically being the CEO, marketing department, accountant, therapist, customer service rep, content creator, and occasional emotional support human for yourself. But hey at least I get to make my own schedule. Which is great because I'm currently working all of it. 😂 🧘♂️ 🧘♀️