10/16/2022
This Monday Night, Troy and I are hosting an absolute dogs**t of a game between the Denver Broncos, led by laughing stock Russell Wilson who not only enjoys playing qb as if he has downsyndrome, but also enjoys sleeping with woman whom also have a p***s. Our produces sent an email to his wife Ciara to see who's is bigger. She refused to be interviewed. Instead opting to send me another one of her dick pics. At least it's in LA near skid row where I will reenact scense from the movie Pretty Woman, where I pick up a double feature street creature and play my favorite game, I pick the object and you pick the Orphesus. Congratulations to last week's winner Shantel. She has a Red Snapper that talks to ya when the conditions are right. Troy and I and everyone here at ESPN want to wish you a speedy recovery after a valiant attempt of inserting a full 2 liter bottle, ironically of Code Red Mountain dew.
