04/23/2026
Beast Mode Black Diamond | 3 HIM | 1 FNG | Perfect Conditions
Some mornings start normal… and then an FNG appears out of nowhere right as you’re explaining the mission. So we did the only F3‑appropriate thing: restarted everything like professionals who definitely weren’t winging the warm‑up five seconds earlier.
From there, the PAX hit the infield and turned six cones into a full‑body “why did we agree to this” experience. Plenty of running, plenty of groaning, and at least one moment where Moonshine’s creativity in designing suffering was questioned.
We wrapped with flutter kicks and enough leftover coffee to fuel a small army.
Huge welcome to FNG Stone Cold! Dude showed up out of the blue and crushed it. Pumped to have him in the gloom with us.
If you want a workout that’s equal parts sweat, laughter, and “I might regret this later,” Beast Mode is waiting.