04/01/2026
We're selling the ranch!
Remember that place you got jack hammered when you were a kid? You remember. You bounced right back up and looked around hoping no one was around to see the horrible display of bronc stomping you just laid down. Yeah, that's the place - well now you can own a piece of it!!
Or maybe it's that other pasture where you threw 2 city blocks of line at a running off bull yearling and rolled a knot. You were proud just long enough to get a glimpse of gray in your peripheral before your c**t got smoked by some damn brahman cow and you got to stand there while they both ran off together. Yeah... You remember. Well, you can buy a piece of that spot too!!
DM us today and own your piece of the ranch!!