Hamtucket

03/02/2026

Letting you know now so you will go to bed early tonight…

03/02/2026

03/02/2026

Trump attacked Iran to deflect from the allegation that he r***d a 13-yr-old child. Don’t let him get away with it.

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03/02/2026

March 2 is Read Across America Day!

03/01/2026

"By midnight my mood had turned so ugly that I decided—for some genuinely perverse reason—to go out and fish for marlin once again.

All you need to know about my attitude at that point is that I didn't pack that god-damn brutal Samoan war club in my sea-bag for the purpose of crushing ice. (You remember the war club, Ralph—the one I bought in Honolulu to pulverize aloe plants to treat your back wound.) There is a fearful amount of leverage in that bu**er, and I knew in my heart that by the end of the day I would find a reason to use it—on something.

Maybe on those drunken macho bastards at Huggo's. They don't dare even lie to one another about boating a 300-pound marlin in less than 45 minutes. Then it usually takes them another 15 minutes to kill it. My time was 16 minutes and 55 seconds on the line and another five seconds to whack it stone-dead with the club.The beast fought savagely. It was in the air about half the time I was fighting it.

The first leap came about ten seconds after I clipped myself into the chair, a wild burst of white spray and bright-green flesh about 300 yards behind the boat, and the second one almost je**ed my arms off.

Those bu**ers are strong, and they have an evil sense of timing that can break a man's spirit. Just about the time your arms go numb, they will rest for two or three seconds—and then, in that same split second when your muscles begin to relax, they will take off in some other direction like something shot out of a missile launcher.

Yeah ... that poor doomed bastard was looking me straight in the eye when I reached far out over the side and bashed his brains loose with the Samoan war club. He died right at the peak of his last leap: One minute he was bright green and thrashing around in the air with that god-damn spear on his nose, trying to kill everything within reach....

And then I smacked him. I had no choice. A terrible blood lust came on me when I saw him right beside the boat, so close that he almost leaped right into it, and when the captain started screaming, "Get the bat! Get the bat! He's gone wild!" I sprang out of the goddamn fighting chair and, instead of grabbing that silly aluminum baseball bat they normally use to finish off these beasts with ten or 15 whacks, I laughed wildly and said, "F**k the bat, I brought my own tool."

That's when I reached into my kit bag and brought out the war club and, with a terrible shriek, I hit that bastard with a running shot that dropped him back into the water like a stone and caused about 60 seconds of absolute silence in the cockpit.

They weren't ready for it. The last time anybody killed a big marlin in Hawaii with a short-handled Samoan war club was about 300 years ago.

It was very fast and savage work, Ralph. You'd have been proud of me. I didn't f**k around."

~Hunter Thompson
The Curse of Lono

Art "The Hook-Up" by Ralph Steadman

03/01/2026

All of the men and women who are leading the US war effort against Iran — from Donald Trump to Pete Hegseth to Marco Rubio — cannot be trusted. None.

03/01/2026

/ Mark Twain /
"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards."
"Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He was praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced", and William Faulkner called him "the father of American literature". His novels include The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter of which has often been called the "Great American Novel". Twain also wrote A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court and Pudd'nhead Wilson. Twain was raised in Hannibal, Missouri, which later provided the setting for Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. He served an apprenticeship with a printer and then worked as a typesetter, contributing articles to the newspaper of his older brother Orion Clemens. He later became a riverboat pilot on the Mississippi River before heading west to join Orion in Nevada."
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Born: Samuel Langhorne Clemens, November 30, 1835, Florida, Missouri, U.S.
Died: April 21, 1910, Stormfield House, Redding, Connecticut, U.S.
Pen name: Mark Twain, Josh, Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass
Occupation: Writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, lecturer
Mark Twain, Following the Equator (1897)

03/01/2026

When this sh*tshow is over, all the assets of the Trump family should be seized to pay for the reconstruction of the USA.

03/01/2026

📣 There are just a handful of tickets left to see Gabe Stillman LIVE at Fanatics Pub in Lima, New York on March 12th!

“𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐇𝐞’𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫, 𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬. 𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦!”
— 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐈𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐞𝐫, 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬

“𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞. 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦!”
— 𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐨 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧, 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭

Fanatics Pub James Shelly Gabe Stillman Gabe Stillman

Reserve your tickets now, seating is limited! 👇👇
https://www.fanaticspub.com/events/gabe-stillman

03/01/2026

Call a friend or two to come see this alongside you. Gaze up in wonder.

02/28/2026

It's going to be a beautiful night. Come on out to St Stephen's Club in Olean NY!!! 8pm.