The Cup & Crown

04/14/2026

Just a quick reminder!

04/13/2026

It’s all about the Deuce’s

It aligned.

03/18/2026

New Cup & Crown signage courtesy of Jesse Soto

02/26/2026

It’s fascinating that the Canadians on the ice for the Golden Goal were: Connor McDavid, Nathan MacKinnon, Cale Makar. Arguably the top 3 skaters on the planet, at those positions, on the same shift.

Admittedly, Head coach Jon Cooper has a point, that 3 on 3 format is no longer hockey, and is not something to be used in knockout format. I concur.

However… There is no hockey coach in the world that would have passed up exchanging their 3x3 lineup with Jon Cooper

11/03/2025

How Touching 🤣😂

10/25/2025

The English(Football) to American English (Soccer) Translation Guide… Thanks Lauren Westwood!

10/20/2025

Happy Diwali!

Wishing a Diwali filled with light, love, and joy to all who celebrate! ✨

10/08/2025

You can never leave

07/27/2025

It seems like a ridiculously low number

This stat is INSANE 🤯

07/12/2025

There’s no way that they get “The Purple People Eaters”

06/20/2025

Whatever it takes to protect your Stars

The Indiana Fever have officially signed Gertrud Schlaghammer, a 6'8" former Olympic Greco Roman wrestling silver medalist and ex-German special forces operative best known for her role in Operation Quiet Fist that eradicated an invasive species of bears from the Alps without weapons.

Schlaghammer, 39, has not played organized basketball since middle school.

Known in international combat sports circles as "Esel-Halsschlag" (“Donkey throat puncher”), Schlaghammer isn't expected to get many minutes until Clark is hard fouled. Then the plan is for her to not leave the court until she's ejected.

“She doesn’t speak much English,” said Caitlin Clark, while removing an ice pack from her eye. “But when we first met she told me ‘No one touch you now tiny sexy bird lady.’ I cried.”

Schlaghammer will make her debut Thursday night against the Valkyries, assuming their players show up.