08/22/2026
⚠️ WARNING: ENTERING THE COOL GUY ZONE
Side effects may include:
• Unexplained increases in strength
• Excessive fist bumps
• Telling people about your workout when they definitely didn’t ask
• Developing strong opinions about chalk
• Questionable music choices at 5:30 AM
• Saying “that wasn’t that bad” immediately after almost dying
• Accidental friendships
• Increased confidence
• An uncontrollable urge to come back tomorrow
If symptoms persist…
Congratulations. You’re one of us.
Welcome to the Cool Guy Zone.