02/16/2022
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Oh it’s been such a long time! Over a decade ago we started small in our garage! Thousands have come through our doors and we’ve helped improve just as many lives. So many friendships and relationships started inside our gym, and we’ve built up some great coaches during our tenure. Our favorite coaches have moved on to bigger and better things outside of a gym, and now we feel it’s time for our turn!
First, here are some things we don’t like about crossfit:
⚫Butterfly pull ups. Do it strict, you’ll get better and your body will thank you later.
⚫Annoying crossfitters: you know who I’m talking about! We get it, you do crossfit, no one cares about your whoop, toe spacers, and macros. Oh you have the fastest Fran time in the gym, how’s that going for ya?
⚫CFL1: this has never been updated, yet HQ forces recertification. Did you know they still teach bu****it like the zone diet and sumo deadlift high pull?
⚫PEDs: all the fake natties, games athletes included, that sell their bu****it supplements. Just be honest, you’re doing more harm than good lying to us all
⚫New gyms and coaches that have no idea what they’re doing. Instead of self-improvement, they just pay for cookie cutter programming that includes a script for coaches to run the class. I don’t know about you, but I don’t trust a coach that thinks an agonist is the bad guy in a movie. These gyms, they don’t care about training, they’re just selling some cute exercise routines. Former members have reached out to us because their new gym has horrible programming and coaching, and every day they only get weaker and slower.
⚫We never heard from HQ until we told them we were quitting. Then nonstop calls, texts and emails to get us to come back, but they could never give any plan on how things would get better. They even reached out to us a few months ago to return, but the same empty talking points.
I’m glad to have spent the last decade with my brother and best friend. I’m proud of all the things we accomplished and the friends we made along the way. But now we’re moving away and tackling new challenges.
We’re selling off our equipment (link in bio), so take a look!