09/03/2026
Starting this week, every Rink Report gets graded. A-F, and yes, the bottom of the scale really is just a used puck bag.
First graded Rink Report drops this week:
East West Ice Palace. đđ
Rink Report is my honest, occasionally satirical, breakdown of every SoCal rink, and starting this week each report receives a grade of A through F. Swipe to see the grading scale which is based on a scouting report for pro players đ
Rink Report: real talk on every SoCal rink with overall ratings that grade ice quality, parking, best times, what itâs good for.
At the Elite McDavid level, which are rare, these rinks have anything and everything you may need to stay comfortable watching your kid play hockey. These rinks are so great you may inquire about how to live in those rinks because you donât want to leave.
At the B rated High-End Pro All-Star Tier, youâve almost got everything you need, maybe thereâs 1 or 2 non High End details that drop it out of contention for the coveted A rated Elite McDavid level. But overall these rinks are great and have plenty to offer to keep things running smoothly and cater to all of your hockey needs.
A lot of rinks fall into our C rated Marchand tier, and thatâs not bad, just like if itâs your rink you probably love it, but deep down you know there are better options you could trade for. These rinks definitely get the job done on any night of the week but you will likely have fomo on the A and B tiered rinks.
D rated rinks need help, and may suffer from a lack of support or 4-5 issues that prevent it from being in the C and B tiers. Just like Denis Lemieux in Slapshot, youâre on the phone asking for a trade to another rink right now!! It works for now, but youâre not sure how much longer and if the lights may turn off soon⌠plus that free WiFi is sketch at best. đł
F rated tier is usually unprofessional and bad, either from constant cost cutting or just overall mismanagement and poor service, that youâd only be able to trade a used and puck bag for this rink.
The ice has a hill near the faceoff dot that launches players into the air and itâs being held together by duct tape and twist ties. Avoid