The Spring Hill Golf Course

11/04/2022

https://fb.watch/gAX3YZazBB/

11/03/2022

09/25/2022

A Baptist preacher sits next to a golfer on a flight...

After the plane took off, the golfers asked for a whiskey and soda, which were brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute than let liquor touch my lips."

The golfer then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

07/26/2022

A man was playing golf by himself. During the round, he felt like he was lost. He walked up to a woman who was playing in front of him and asked, “ I am lost. What hole am I on?” She replied, “ You are one hole behind me. I am on 7, you are on 6.” He thanked her and returned to his round.
Later on, the same thing happened. He was feeling lost, so he went up to the woman and asked, “I am lost. What hole am I on?” She replied, “You are one hole behind me. I am on 17, you are on 16.” He thanked her, and went back.
After the round, he saw her in the clubhouse, and asked if they could have a drink together, as thanks for her help. She accepted
He asked her what she did for a living. “I am in sales” she said.
“Great! So am I” he said. “What do you sell?” She said “ I will tell you only if you promise not to laugh.” “OK” he said.
“ I sell feminine sanitary products.” And he fell on the floor laughing.
“You promised you wouldn’t laugh “ she said.
“I know “ he said. “ I sell toilet paper. I am still one hole behind you!”