06/05/2026
DAD’S SOFTBALL TOURNEY
The only sporting event where stretching is considered a competitive advantage.
Roster status:
* 1982 Little League All-Star
* “Played travel ball somewhere”
* D4 college legend (according to him)
* Briefly drafted by an independent league
* Roommate of a guy who got drafted
* Several dads currently listed as day-to-day
And looming over it all:
Lord McDowell’s Cup is currently in the possession of the Captain of Team Meatballs & Matzoh Balls, who has spent the last 2 years drinking High Noons out of it.
Can the challengers bring the Cup home?
Can the defending team survive the inevitable “back tightened up getting out of the car” injury report?
Only one way to find out.
Come watch Ardsley’s dads risk it all for glory, bragging rights, and a trophy they’ll absolutely mention while standing in line at the snack bar for the next 12 months.
See you after the picnic. Sign-up at Link in Bio or DM for link.
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