03/04/2026
Just finished a batch of laser-engraved slate coasters… because regular coasters don’t say what everyone’s actually thinking.
Nothing fancy — just solid slate, clean engraving, and a little sarcasm for your coffee table.
These are the kind of pieces that start conversations, get laughs, and somehow disappear when friends come over (you know who you are).
Custom sayings are always welcome.
If you’ve got a phrase that should live on a coaster, I can make it happen.
Built Different. Finished Right.
DM to order or customize a set.