10/26/2026
π¬π **PARENTS, WE KNOW ABOUT THE HALLOWEEN CANDY TAX!** π
Planning on collecting your annual candy tax from the kids this Halloween? ππ«
Don't worry, we did the SWEAT math for you! π₯π΄ββοΈ
Here's how much HOT CYCLE time it *could* take to burn off those sneaky little treats!
Because let's be real... the kids aren't the only ones coming home with a candy haul! π€£
π Enjoy the candy. Collect your taxes. Come sweat with us!
π HOTWORX Alvin
*Calories burned are estimates based on 200 calories per 15-minute HOT CYCLE session. Actual results vary.*