06/17/2026
No D***s Allowed.
Because every fisherman knows money can buy:
🎣 Fishing rods
🎣 Reels
🎣 Tackle
🎣 Boats
🎣 Gas for fishing trips
🎣 That lure you absolutely didn't need but somehow bought anyway
Now, does that technically buy happiness?
Maybe not.
But it gets you a whole lot closer than a paddle and a plastic ball.