The League Paintball Series

05/31/2026

Season 2- Event 2 at Central Alabama Paintball Park this coming Saturday- afternoon/evening paintball is the way to play in the Summer! See y’all in 6 days!

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04/26/2026

SEND HELP! Flying (Mom’s) Spaghetti monsters have taken over The League Paintball Series 😱

League Season 2 Event 1 finishing-
1st: Mom’s Spaghetti
2nd: Iron City Chaos
3rd: Red Mountain Raiders

We need a team of heroes to dethrone the band of goons that is Nick Norris, Tyler Wrensted, and Matthew Dean at Season 2- Event 2 Coming to Central Alabama Paintball Park on 6/6 for action!

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04/21/2026

We’re back and just as unprofessional as ever 🤘🔥😤🫟🔫
See y’all Sunday! Bring your own team and Top Hat HARD POINT (SO MUCH FUN) Divisions. Affordable, Accessible, and always a good time. Register FREE at the link in the comments.

01/17/2026

See y’all tomorrow for the closing event of our first season! It’s been a lot of fun seeing old players mix with new ones at these Legendary Events at Great Unique Establishments- and we hope to have YOU as a part of the finale fun!

12/16/2025

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL (Camels bring Christmas faster than sleds) 🚨

After wet Sundays, wild and chaotic nights, some teams deciding they weren’good enough for the competition, forgotten directions, and at least one player blaming 280 traffic for their bunker choice…

🎉 THE LEAGUE PAINTBALL SERIES – SEASON 1 FINALE 🎉
📍 Alabama Paintball Quest
📅 January 18th, 2026

This is it. The end. The finale. The moment we finally decide if:
🍝 Mom’s Spagetti actually needed competition
🧓 Bad Grandpas are truly sponsored by Bengay or dark magic
🎩 The Top Hat division is, in fact, rigged (don’t look into it)
🧢 Nick Norris is allowed to win anything else

Expect:
💥 Paint flying
💦 Refs sweating (even in January- blame their “hobbies”)
🧭 Someone forgetting left vs right
🕰️ At least one team “almost on time”
📊 A leaderboard tighter than a pod pack in overtime

Season 1 was supposed to end earlier… but math is hard, weather exists, and we didn’t want to give away the prizes yet (if there even are any). So here we are.

👀 Players, spectators, washed-up rookies, undercover mercenaries—pull up. This is the one that counts.

10/28/2025

Event 3: The Chelsea Cup put lots of new names into new spots on the board- Wet, Wild, Pure chaos. 💥
Paint was flying, refs were sweating, and at least one player forgot the difference between left and right- and then blamed the traffic on 280? 🧐

Big thanks to everyone who came out and made the Rainy Sunday extra fun! 🌙🎨

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🏆 EVENT 3 RESULTS
🥇 Savages – 15pts (New name on the board, already causing problems 😤)
🥈 Mom’s Spagetti – 10pts (Might’ve won if they had picked up a better mercenary 🍝)
🥉 Grease Monkeys – 5pts (Keeping it greasy, keeping it gritty 🛠️)

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🎩 TOP HAT – EVENT 3
⭐ Heath Wood – 15pts
⭐ OJ Issis – 15pts
⭐ Tyler Ewing – 15pts (wait, he plays paintball?)
⭐ Tyler Wrensted – 10pts
⭐ Mathew Dean – 10pts
⭐ Makae Woods – 10pts

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📊 BYOT SEASON STANDINGS (AFTER EVENT 3)
1️⃣ Mom’s Spagetti – 35pts (these guys need some competition, please!)
2️⃣ Bad Grandpas – 15pts
2️⃣ Savages – 15pts
2️⃣ Grease Monkeys – 15pts
5️⃣ Magic City Vulcans – 10pts

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🎩 TOP HAT – SEASON STANDINGS (AFTER EVENT 3)
1️⃣ OJ Issis – 35pts (it’s not all rigged to give him something to win, we promise- but also don’t look into it)
2️⃣ Nick Norris – 30pts (the king has been dethroned)
2️⃣ Heath Wood – 30pts
4️⃣ Tyler Wrensted – 25pts
5️⃣ Mathew Dean – 20pts
5️⃣ Tyler Ewing – 15pts
5️⃣ Alan Gigis – 15pts
8️⃣ Austin Mitchell – 15pts
9️⃣ Michael Dean – 10pts
9️⃣ Makae Woods – 10pts
9️⃣ Hunter – 10pts
9️⃣ Drew – 10pts

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Moral of the story? The peoples champ (Nick Norris) fumbled the Dual Division Lead- and there weren’t enough tophat participants to fill out the teams completely, a turn of events which forced a washed up local rookie, Tyler Ewing, out of retirement and onto the points board.

💥 The leaderboard’s tighter than a pod pack in overtime. Anyone can take this thing! When will that be? Who knows- Season 1 may never end! (We don’t want to come off of the series prizes, so it may not).

Stay tuned for Event 4 details, which will get announced eventually 😜

10/26/2025

🎯 Game day, players! Event 3: The Chelsea Cup is happening today — rain or shine!

🌧️ Rain? Perfect. Mud adds character and dramatic slides.
☀️ Sun? Even better — your selfies will be fire.

Bring your A-game, a clean mask (for at least the first round), and your best “I totally meant to do that” energy.

📋 Checklist:
• Marker charged ✔️
• Paint loaded ✔️
• Attitude: 100% chaos, 0% excuses ✔️

See you at Alabama Paintball 280 — puddles, paint, and glory await. First game starts at high noon, so you’d better be quick on the draw 🔫

10/19/2025

Event 3: The Chelsea Cup is 1 week away! Join us for the FIRST EVER tournament at Alabama Paintball 280

10/15/2025

We are less than 2 weeks away from Event 3: The Chelsea Cup at Alabama Paintball 280! Don’t forget the Starter Pack:
• 2 pods you swear you didn’t lose
• 1 mask lens that “isn’t that scratched”
• 0 chill
• And a dream (of beating Nick Norris) 🫶
Remember- this is an all skill levels event! So whether it’s your first tournament or you’ve been playing since before our scorekeeper was born, theres a spot for you in eithe me the BYOT division (assuming you can find 2 others who won’t “accidentally” hit you off the break) or our Tophat 🎩 Random Draw Division!
Let’s make it loud, messy, and glorious.

09/25/2025

🔥 The League Points – Post-Event 2: Calera Carnage Breakdown 🔥

Y’all showed out at Event 2 – the competition was fierce, the calls were close, and someone probably still has paint in their ear. (We’re not naming names… but you know who you are. 👀)

Here’s how the scoreboard’s looking:

🏆 Event 2 Results
🥇 Bad Grandpas – 15pts (Old bones, still cooking 👴🔥)
🥈 Mom’s Spagetti – 10pts (Still never dropped a noodle 🍝)
🥉 Grease Monkeys – 5pts (Lubed up and locking in 🛠️)

📊 Season Standings (After Event 2)
1️⃣ Mom’s Spagetti – 25pts
2️⃣ Bad Grandpas – 15pts
3️⃣ Grease Monkeys – 10pts
3️⃣ Magic City Vulcans – 10pts

🎩 Top Hat – Event 2 (aka “The Ones Doing The Most”)
• Nick Norris – 15pts
• Austin Mitchell – 15pts
• Tyler Wrensted – 15pts
• OJ Issis – 10pts
• Hunter – 10pts
• Drew – 10pts

📈 Top Hat – Season Standings
1️⃣ Nick Norris – 30pts (Bro’s farming XP)
2️⃣ OJ Issis – 20pts
3️⃣ Austin Mitchell – 15pts
3️⃣ Tyler Wrensted – 15pts
3️⃣ Heath Wood – 15pts
3️⃣ Alan Gigis – 15pts
7️⃣ Matthew Dean – 10pts
7️⃣ Michael Dean – 10pts
7️⃣ Hunter – 10pts
7️⃣ Drew – 10pts

Big props to everyone hitting the field and making this series as fun (and chaotic) as it’s meant to be. 💥👊