02/07/2016
Golf in the Kingdom Thai Style: I played golf in the Nong Bua Lamphu Area 2 Education Department golf day last Saturday. I don’t get a chance to play very often so a big day with my school directors, teachers and admin staff is a chance, once in a while, for some weekend golf. Playing with our local Thai golfers is a completely different and fun game when you get used to it. We officially stop at every watering and food waypoint after every three holes. We play in six or even seven balls or more/less depending on the event and entry numbers. They play a max bet of 20Bht per hole (twenty pence a hole – sorry that’s 22 pence a hole after Brexit) they agree the handicaps for the bets on the first tee. It’s always a shot-gun start so everyone finishes together. Most people get a prize one way or the other and the non- players help and man everything and have a hell of a great time. There is little or no western golf etiquette. You can be putting out and the first person who holed out is already teeing off on the next and you hole always out after you start putting unless you might stand on someone line. Everyone laughs when you hit a bad shot and everyone cheers when you hit a good one. The caddies mark your cards and you sign them off as a true reflection of your score- as they are the only people who are sober and concentrating at the end of the round. All the scores, like in South Africa, are posted on a massive score boards into categories that I have yet to work out, but everyone looks at the boards and how their mates have fared. Everyone gets their photo taken and given a framed memento of the day in mid swing, in groups and posing with your team of players. It isn’t for the average western golfer – but despite the humidity, heat, noise and general horse play on the course – the Thais take their brand of golf seriously. We in the west have ruled out many of the fun aspects of our game in the search to emulate the tour golf we see on TV. The Thais spend a whole day at golf with their families and friends and boy do they have a great time! Hackers and their serious golfers play together, THEY PLAY LIKE WE DID AS BOYS. Good on them and we can learn a lot from their style of golf.