17/09/2026
A man walks into a bar with a dog.
- You can't bring that dog in here, says the bartender.
- This is no regular dog, says the man, he can talk.
- If that dog can talk, says the bartender, I'll give you both a free dinner.
The man looks at the dog, and asks
- What's on top of a house?
- Roof!
- Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?
- Bark!
- And what kind of sport is Judo?
- Rough!
- I guess you've heard enough, says the man to the bartender, we'll have two burgers.
The bartender is furious!
- Get out of here! He yells.
As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man and says
- I should have said "Gentle"!
