21/08/2026
"How I Spent My Summer... or the Miracle of hidden wishes
This summer, I recklessly decided to learn communication.
Well, "decided" is a stretch. I just thought to myself, "It Would be nice. Maybe, Some day..."
But actually doing nothing about it. Years of solitude, nature, and energy retreats in absolute harmony will kill any motivation.
Unfortunately, the Universe had already heard the request...
So, boom—here's your crash course, sign right on the dotted line.
Years ago, I wanted to learn how to ride a horse, so I booked some lessons back home to combine with my vacation.
Our local teaching methodology: They put me on a horse and sent it full-trot in circles. The goal: stay in the saddle. When your life is on the line, you find a way to stay on, whether you want to or not.
How I survived, I have no idea, but hey—I learned in three days.
And now, same exact story. Here’s a massive pile of people and weird situations—figure it out yourself. And even if you don't want to figure it out, figure it out anyway.
For someone used to living in silence, the sensation is like getting the world's crustiest wooden pegs fitted instead of your severed legs and being told to walk: wild pain, even wilder fatigue, buckets of sweat, but... visible progress is slowly happening.
The only open question left is: will I actually manage to master it in this lifetime?
Picture: "Happy is He Who Falls Headfirst — For Him, the World Changes, if Only for a Moment"