04/06/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
After years of negotiations with nature, technology has finally won! 😎💇♂️
Our very own Yasir has officially upgraded from "Hair Loading..." to "Hair Installed Successfully!"
KHAP Group would like to congratulate him on this historic achievement and kindly remind him that according to Article 804 of the KHAP Constitution:
📜 "Any member undergoing a successful hair transplant shall be liable to arrange a Roti Party for fellow members without delay."
Congratulations Yasir 🎉
Now stop counting hairs and start counting guests 🤣