21/07/2018
While it may have been a few years, the Frozen Galahs are still better than ever and on a current mini reunion in Portugal! Today, we’d like to feature Renée.
Renée was born in the Vermont wilderness, spending her winters tapping trees and her summers tapping ass. After being awarded the grand prize in a county syrup competition, Renée took her winnings to Brazil, where she promptly contracted Dr Bu**um for “enhancements”. Her glorious derrière became Instagram famous, leading other former patients to try to shanghaiing her in a jealous rage. Renée escaped to Russia, and found use for her bodacious behind in the form of hip checking Canadian broomball players, her true syrup enemies.