26/10/2026
Never trust Daniel Pierson.
“It’s fun,” he said.
“It doesn’t hurt,” he said.
“You should definitely try it,” he said.
Daniel knew damn well I wasn’t a stick guy. So what did he do with those so-called "soft sticks"? He threw me straight under the bus and paired me up with this 17-year-old human pitbull 😅.
There I was, thinking we were just playing around, and boom... man, that hurts. For a solid minute, I got tossed around and it looked terrible for me. Then Daniel started making fun of me: “Look at him, he’s doing the old Chinese thing!” 🤬
I heard that, Daniel. 😜
Right then, I remembered: wait, I’m a teacher. Time for some education. What’s better than an educational spanking? 😎
Turned the page real quick. Yeah, I know that he also let me... waaah waaah waaaah. 🤦🏼
The lesson?
1️⃣Sometimes the problem wasn’t the technique—it was the intention.🫵🏼
2️⃣Thank god video editing exists so I could make myself look better than I actually was. 😂😂
And Daniel... don't worry, your spanking is officially waiting for you. 😁
Jokes aside: this 17-year-old kid was an absolute beast. Outstanding technically, but even more impressive mentally. Huge respect to Clay, Daniel, and the entire Statesboro Karate team—you guys did world-class work with your students, and you can be damn proud.
